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Grilled corn on the cob, grilled asparagus and grilled filet mignon. Wash it down with a bottle of Sangiovese from Abruzzi. For desert, Blue Bell Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Ice Cream. Then coffee.
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69Kisses96
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 73
United States
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If she wasn't in the bondage gear, yes. Although after reading her profile, no.
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Okay, I could say something really dirty right now, but I can't do it with Audrey Hepburn staring at me, so I'll just bite my tongue.
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Take Five - Dave Brubeck Quartet. BTW, the song before was Bloomdido by Charlie Parker, Dizzie Gillespie and Buddy Rich.
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Quote by TonyaL
Drinks maybe a date to get to know each other better.
Double post needed to make it better.
It's been years since I was on a date, but sure, I want you to be comfortable.
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First, we'd have to find out how many kisses she can stand, and where she wants them. Then we can talk about fucking.
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Just the opposite of what the green owl said. No offense. The stars are just not lining up for me.
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Citizen Kane
Casablanca
The Godfather Part I
The Godfather Part II
12 Angry Men
Gone With the Wind
It's a Wonderful Life
Schindler's List
Star Wars Episode IV
2001: A Space Odyssey
Casablanca
The Godfather Part I
The Godfather Part II
12 Angry Men
Gone With the Wind
It's a Wonderful Life
Schindler's List
Star Wars Episode IV
2001: A Space Odyssey
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Quote by Ragnarök011
Austin Midnight BBQ and Real Mexican Food
There is only one place for BBQ in Austin
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Since your profile doesn't mention your age, I have no idea whether I am too old to have a sense of humor or fun. Please let me know so I'll know whether to go on Amazon to shop for blades to slit my wrists. Thanks. My wife is gonna be pissed at having to clean up one more of my messes.
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Quote by AmericanBeauty
I am craving a full body massage
I use a massage technique that is loosely based on tantric massage, only without the mysticism, and reduced from eight hours to one. It definitely has a happy ending.
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I'll bet she likes nothing better than discussing multiverse theory. Astrophysics is so sexy!
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Quote by AmericanBeauty
Veggie lasagna
Why did I read that as "vagina"?
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You got beat out by a 64 year old Vietnam veteran, sonny boy! ;=)
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Quote by trinket
From what? I don't know.
From a gang of juvenile delinquent snails.
