"Swallow your pride - it's nonfattening."
- anon.
"The speed of light is faster than the speed of sound. This is why some people seem very bright until they speak." - anon.
"Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but usually manages to pick himself up, walk over or around it, and carry on." - Winston Churchill
"The future just ain't what it used to be."
- unknown
"It is human nature to like to be praised; one can even notice it in the French."
- Mark Twain
If she was ten years older.
She seems to be following me from in front. Diving in.
Cheeseburger.
Cats or dogs?
I have been married for 35 years. When we met, I was an Army veteran and had sowed my wild oats, while she was from a sheltered background. We met when she was moving into the co-ed dorm I lived at in college. I was her teacher, sexually. About the time we had our second child, we started drifting apart sexually. She became stodgy in bed and I just put up with it and masturbated for a long while. Eventually, I decided that while divorce would solve the physical estrangement, the other, non-physical aspects of marriage still worked for both of us. I began to open myself to other options, while she chose not to know. That is where we are at now. I try not to rub it in her face or humiliate her in any way. This may not work for everyone, but that's not the point. It seems to work for us.
As everyone says, there are a lot of variables. For me, it tends to be longer, simply because my goal is 80% foreplay and 20% intercourse. That is because I always want to give her at least two orgasms before I allow myself to worry about mine. In the old days, I would have said less than 30 minutes. Now. that is a minimum if she says that she wants less foreplay. On the other hand, if she wants to sample all of the foreplay toolbox, including exploring squirting, I tell her to plan on 2-3 hours and to not plan on any strenuous activity afterward. I have to add that sometimes we never get around to intercourse. I always leave that up to her. My motto is ladies first. I have ejaculated thousands of times. I could do it blindfolded with both hands tied behind my back (JUST KIDDING). I am 64, so ED is sometimes an issue, but I lose no sleep over it. My lips, tongue and fingers work just fine, 100% of the time. I am no longer the sexual athlete I was when my erection could be used to drive nails. I may not be in the best physical condition any longer. But, what I know more than makes up for all that IMO. Also, to this day, no woman I have ever been with has ever suggested any sort of sex toy. I am very confident of my ability to please a woman. The worst sex I have ever had was pretty good.
BTW, as long as I know I can makes woman happy, I do realize that two women by themselves can be like two Energizer Bunnies. I bow down to you. I do try, but y'all are the CHAMPS!
And I Love You So - Don McLean.
Roses are red
G Spots are rough
My fingers will trigger
An earthquake in your head.
Above, after removing the BDSM stuff. One of my ancestors owned 43 human beings and seeing that stuff makes me want to puke. Sorry, I don't mean to offend. That's just how I feel.
First we got to get rid of the restraints and blindfold. Then I can look her in the eye and have a serious talk. I am not a fan of pain or humiliation.
Those lips look so kissable. My money says so do the others.
According to Albert King, love gun.
I don't want to touch his member.
