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AGreyFoxxx
6 minutes ago
Straight Male, 78
0 miles · New York
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A well made Key Lime Pie has to top the list
Followed by Chocolate Mousse
Followed by Chocolate Mousse
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My best story would have to chosen by the readers. As for my favorite, I can narrow it down to two
The Big Sleep
Strangers On A Train
The Big Sleep
Strangers On A Train
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Simply put....Because they can be! So hunker down, shut up (except for "Yes Dear!") and weather the storm. We, males were cursed at birth with two heads. Even when the right one is thinking, it doesn't help. Female logic is TOTALLY different from Male logic. You will NEVER fully understand them, so just go with the flow!
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After losing twins and almost losing a wife, I had it done almost twenty years ago. The only problem I had was that the local wore off before he was done. Not very comfy, let me tell you. As for the recovery, I was advised to sit and sip Rum and cokes, parking the glass next to the boys when not drinking.
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I;m a man of simple, if somewhat expensive tastes.
Beer: Ithaca Aprcot Wheat Stone cold!
Whiskey: Oban or Laphroag Single Malt Scotch Neat or on the rocks
Wine: Any New York State Reserve Chardonnay 56F
Beer: Ithaca Aprcot Wheat Stone cold!
Whiskey: Oban or Laphroag Single Malt Scotch Neat or on the rocks
Wine: Any New York State Reserve Chardonnay 56F
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It's waay too hard to pick just one. But here's my top 5:
#5 Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds (although I prefer Elton John's cover)
#4 Maxwell's Silver Hammer (it;s so delightfully twisted)
#3 Please Please Me (for the harmony)
#2 All You Need Is Love (for the sentiment)
and my number One pick
When I'm 64! (because I am)
#5 Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds (although I prefer Elton John's cover)
#4 Maxwell's Silver Hammer (it;s so delightfully twisted)
#3 Please Please Me (for the harmony)
#2 All You Need Is Love (for the sentiment)
and my number One pick
When I'm 64! (because I am)
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I would be more than happy to go down on a woman after cumming inside her followed by a deep wet sloppy kiss!
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I'll admit to not reading all ten pages of answers, but, really folks, if there is a man out there who said no, he must be a eunich!
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Sorry Tiger!You are not my type! I'll have to pass. But Vicky Lynn, on the other hand, is an entirely different matter!
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From baby bald though triangles or landing strips to a pubic jungle- they're all good! But if I had my druthers, I'd want a little hair there. I love getting my nose tickled as I'm feasting!
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Assuming that there is a search box, enter creampie eating and see what pops up (pun intended)
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If they are not well done, I'd have to say they're a turn-off. But I wouldn't dismiss a relastionship out of hand because she has fake boobs. And finally, I'd prefer natural A cups to fake D's any and every time! (I've said it before, 'It's not the size that matters, as long as they respond to kiss or a touch)
Mornin Sweets! Play again?
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I'd kiss her back! For how long would depend entirely on whether my wife was with me or not. In all likelihood, it would end there, but, who am I to deprive some sweet thing of a little fun!
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Here's 5 of my top films (as opposed to my top 5-Too tough to call without serious deliberation)
High Noon
Saving Private Ryan
Animal House
Somewhere In Time
North By Northwest
High Noon
Saving Private Ryan
Animal House
Somewhere In Time
North By Northwest
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Even though it took over fourty years to find it, I have my dream job! I'm officially retired, but work 2-3 days a week at small boutique winery. I spend my day pouring wine, scmoozing with customers, educating those that want it, flirting with those who don't, tasting wine and, generally, enjoying life to the fullest. Had I found this gig at 21, I'd have less grey hair, but I'd be on my third liver.
As the Geico Gecko likes to say, "Love what you do and you'll never work a day in your life!"
As the Geico Gecko likes to say, "Love what you do and you'll never work a day in your life!"
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There is nothing....and I mean NOTHING better that orally pleasing a woman! Think about it....your tongue never gets too soft to perform... so even if Mr. Stiffy doesn't want to co-operate, you can still make her sing with joy! (and we all know that it ain't over til the lady sings!)
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As my baby brother once told me... "It's not the size that matters, it's the taste!"
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They say that these are not the best of times
But they're the only times I've ever known.
And I believe there is a time for meditation in cathedrals of our own.
Now, I have seen that sad surrender in my lover's eyes
And I can only stand apart and sympathize.
For we are always what our situations hand us....
It's either sadness or euphoria.
Billy Joel
Summer, Highland Falls
But they're the only times I've ever known.
And I believe there is a time for meditation in cathedrals of our own.
Now, I have seen that sad surrender in my lover's eyes
And I can only stand apart and sympathize.
For we are always what our situations hand us....
It's either sadness or euphoria.
Billy Joel
Summer, Highland Falls
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Yeah! I know....this is ask the gals....but, here's my two cents worth anyway. As a derogatory word, I find it degrading, demeaning, and disgusting. I have never, nor will I ever use the word in that context! As a descriptive word, used in the heat of the moment, especially by her....damn! it's hot!!
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I gave up sex! (but I have a question... does it count when you officially give up somrthing that you don't get anyway?)
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1965 MG Midget. It was one hell of a tight squeeze for a 6'3" guy who was ALL legs! But it was a FUN car to drive!
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Just remember Kids:Its not the size that counts....it's the taste!
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Just remember kids: It's not the size ehat counts.....it's the taste!