Ever have I ever

Had real sex with anyone on Lush.

Maybe a blowjob but haven’t gotten around to fucking men

Pantry

Quote by Beffer
The liberals probably love me and the conservatives probably hate me.

Unlikely anyone hates you. I think your forthrightness is very appealing to most people…certainly to me.

A million dollars worth of Apple stock and a million dollars worth of Berkshire Hathaway stock. Assuming there more I would anonymously give it to deserving individuals and institutions.obviously keeping a fair to cover my expenses.

I told you to keep your mouth closed.

I am quite satisfied with the friends I have on Lush as well as in real life. Both are dramatically different. Most friends I have on Lush are there to ensure I get notified if they have new published. Other comments on their literary production I have little or no contact…the number is small.

Aren’t you lonely without a wife?

I am never the same. I prefer to keep my life on Lush and in real life obscure.

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i just choked on my drink. gee, thanks.

I find Sprite as you read between the lines to be much more than is readily apparent. Her intelligence is a given, her harshness is a facade, her beauty(physical) is a given…what has gradually been exposed over time is her loving and gentle nature. I truly believe she has a unique persona and you can’t help but love her for that. I think others have glimpsed those characteristics and her massive popularity can be attributed to that. She will respond (or not) with a harsh statement, but don’t let that effect you.❤️🔥

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I'd be willing to rent mine out if anyone is interested.

I’ll take an hour or two but you must promise you won’t do unspeakable things to me.

I would sell my soul if there was a market for it.

I have done it a few times, but not often.

It is not something that has happened to me very often but it has happened. I have say it has a momentary appeal but not something I seek out.

1. Retired in my forties after selling my company. Very good accountant/investment counselor has made it possible through shrewd and very profitable investments to ensure I live very comfortably.

2. I am an excellent/ creative cook having attended culinary school after I retired. No I won’t provide any recipes. There are plenty on the internet.

3. I have worked in or visited 123 countries

I am not really sure that I ever started sex with the thought it would be a “one night stand” albeit being someone who is not looking for an enduring relationship a single night or just a “fuck” serves its purpose. I do have a few friends who enjoy having sex without entanglements. There are emotions involved that do endure. I am not sure that there cannot be within the scope of a friendship. I have one Lush “relationship” in which I can say that I love her but am not in love with her. She sexually nonreciprocal and has more or less shunned any cybersex. The appeal is intellectual but isn’t almost every sexual activity on Lush more literary than anything else?

Of course…

Already summer. Been 100 F…80s at night…high humidity.. perfect weather for early hurricanes. Had one last July 4 was without electricity for 8 days…others much longer. Fortunately I have a whole house back up generator.

Initially one with a heartbeat…at least a recent one. After that…?

Whatever I choose you will always be thousands of miles away… not that it matters…hug, kiss, grope…more?

I haven’t stepped on it yet…

As I approach…maybe already arrived…old age…not elderly…I find, wait what was I going to say? What was the question? Actually nothing has changed…I don’t think…maybe…what was the question? Who are you.

The first time always seems to sort itself out without having to choose a position.

Her tongue wet between the pussy folds.

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Well Iam now 55, and think nothing changed really, since then, but I am believe age is only a number!

Age is an accumulation of years and experience. At some time it is not just a number. The further away from 50 I get I find my monthly cost at the pharmacy rises. The equipment from time to time needs to be refurbished and I have to spend a bit more time “cuddling” before I can have another go at it. 😂🔥

Cajun chicken breast stuffed with boudan.

A breeze through an open window…WTF.?

Periodically as needed.

Drives me crazy giving and receiving!

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For lesbians, it's sort of a given -- but that's probably not what you mean.

Face fucked is one of the delightful sexual acts Lesbians do so well.

On a girlfriend’s parents couch.