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Algol
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 156
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Quote by LadyXQuote by Algol
Shameless, have you been over to the wine bar taking pictures?
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No!,, that joint is not my type of place.
uh, oh lol. That means the pics of DancingDoll at the wine bar after hours have gone viral!
As you can see, by the time the pic was taken she had already had her way with Anton the barkeep, and we were about to share the very last bottle of champagne. An hour after that, Rocco had to bail us out of jail.
Thank god the jail pics haven't made it out yet, we made our time in the clink count, baby!
We'll be seeing the lot of you on "Lush Headline News"
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Quote by Exakta66Quote by nicola
Best wishes for a totally successful operation Rumple.
I hope to see you back here soon.
I want you to know Nicola that while Mr. Rumpskin is recovering that I will do my absolut best to keep these heathens in line...it won't be easy, you understand...but, I will do my best...
Cheers,
Alan.
I'll bet that makes Nicola feel all warm and fuzzy inside...
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Good Morning All,
Rumple is at the "eyeball doc" getting fixed up. He did leave the keys to the office and this old coffee grinder on the bar.
Since “ALGOL is hereby appointed:
OFFICIAL MAKER OF COFFEE!”
Coffee is brewing; at the end of the bar are some fresh doughnuts and muffins. Not that you’ll be hungry after your first cup of coffee.
Enjoy...
Rumple is at the "eyeball doc" getting fixed up. He did leave the keys to the office and this old coffee grinder on the bar.
Since “ALGOL is hereby appointed:
OFFICIAL MAKER OF COFFEE!”
Coffee is brewing; at the end of the bar are some fresh doughnuts and muffins. Not that you’ll be hungry after your first cup of coffee.
Enjoy...
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A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!"
He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?" asked his wife.
"Just some drunken guy asking for a push," he answers.
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out there!"
"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you re member about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us?
I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!" God loves drunken people too.
The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.
He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
"Yes," comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asks the husband.
"Over here on the swing set," replied the drunk.
"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!"
He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?" asked his wife.
"Just some drunken guy asking for a push," he answers.
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out there!"
"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you re member about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us?
I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!" God loves drunken people too.
The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.
He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
"Yes," comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asks the husband.
"Over here on the swing set," replied the drunk.
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Quote by RumpleForeskin
So typical of you to graciously accept this great honor and then immediately think of others.
We are whelmed.
Rumple Foreskin
eta: Morning, She. Old Shemeless is just a rambling sort of guy.
That's just the kind of person I am Rumple...
Good morning She... what some coffee, it REALLY good!
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Quote by RumpleForeskin
Morning, fellow coffee consumers. (slurp)
Looks like tryouts for the new all-girl choir have wrapped up, and the tussle over inappropriate robes has been resolved. Now they're talking about practice session to limber up their throats and such. If this keeps up, I may need to appoint an assistant choir director.
Any names come to mind?
Rumple Foreskin
I'll be happy to help Rumple... I don't know much about singing but I make a mean pot of coffee... does anyone else have numb lips... oh well...you'd be in this Morning...
Shameless I knew you'd be here this morning...
Anyone want more coffee... I better go to the back and see what I can find