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Algol
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 156
United States
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Quote by bikebum1975
So I’m having one of those days at work, running around like a one armed paper hanger in a hurricane. For lunch I raid the snack machine grabbing three candy bars and a Coke.
Run out side to get at least some fresh air and start pounding down the candy.
So this stranger come over and says,” don’t you know eating all that candy will rot your teeth?”
I reply, “My Grandfather lived to be 98 and had all his teeth”.
He says, “Did he eat three candy bars at a time?”
I simply replied, “No, but he knew how to mind his own f*cking business!”
You have a good day Bike? 
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A man seeking to join a south Texas Sheriffs Dept is being interviewed.
The Sergeant doing the interview says "Your qualifications all look good but there is an attitude suitability test you must take before you can be accepted."
Then sliding a service pistol across the desk he says "Take this pistol and go out and shoot six illegal aliens, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, six liberal democrats and a rabbit."
"Why the rabbit?"
"That's the attitude we want" says the Sergeant. "When can you start?"
The Sergeant doing the interview says "Your qualifications all look good but there is an attitude suitability test you must take before you can be accepted."
Then sliding a service pistol across the desk he says "Take this pistol and go out and shoot six illegal aliens, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, six liberal democrats and a rabbit."
"Why the rabbit?"
"That's the attitude we want" says the Sergeant. "When can you start?"
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Quote by bikebum1975Quote by roccotool
Just hitting one of those is hard enough for me.
It is for most people never tried Skeet myself always wanted to.
I've been shooting skeet a few times and it's a blast (no pun intended) I would like to shoot trap and sporting clays sometime.
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Quote by RumpleForeskin
Afternoon, to all good Lushers and bad Lushettes.
You know the old Chinese curse, "ay you live in interesting times?" Well, life has been a bit more interesting than I'd prefer the last couple of days, ending with the B-I-L getting into a car wreck. Now I come dragging in here and learn old Alan has managed to get hisself expelled from Lush for a couple weeks. That boy is a caution.
Until he shows back up, everyone else will need to pitch in to help pick up the slack. Let's see, there's pornographer, horse-player, recruiter of female employees, alcoholic, poet, teller of bad jokes, well, you get the idea.
(serves the house with Old Rip Van Winkle then adds it to Alan's bulging tab)
Rumple Foreskin
Hey Rumple, Hope your brother-in-law is ok...
Wow, why doesn’t that surprise me
I'm going to have to have a L O N G talk with that boy, but I'm sure it wouldn't do any good 
Van Winkle neat please Sir. Did you get a chance to watch the NCAA women’s finial the other night?
