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Algol
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 156
United States

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Sorry to hear that Rumple, hope you're feeling better soon. I bet nurse Betty will take real good care of you. We'll watch the place for you don't worry about a thing.

OK first round.. well, maybe the second one too ON THE HOUSE!!

Someone drop a coin in the jukebox...
Sure sounds good and a cold beer... I love easy afternoons.
I’m happy to impress thing that is breathing these days Alan, I had a good chuckle as I read Rumples story thinking the same thing, however we were on shore, I am positive I impressed those ants and ladybugs though.

Hey Rumple do you have any chicory coffee back there this morning and a shot of bailey’s please.
I don't find it offensive but I don't use it much...
Kind of make you want you drive right on over...
Quote by RumpleForeskin

All that talk about the sun has made me thirsty. Round of draft beer on the house.



Rumple Foreskin


I'm in, Beer please...

Hey nice boats guys... I have a 17 foot canoe not as big but fun just the same. I have more than once paddling a young lady down the river and finding a nice secluded spot for a little picnic and love making while basking in the sunshine. I'd be pleased to take Cousin Rose on a little outing some afternoon she won't need her sea legs.
Most men will get this right!


Q: You are driving along a narrow two lane road with a NO PASSING sign posted, and you come upon a bicycle rider.
Do you:


(a) Follow this slow-moving bicycle rider for the next 2 miles, or


(b) Do you break the law and pass?



Which is the correct choice?

?

?

?





A: Why take unnecessary risks and get a ticket?

IT'S ONLY FOR TWO MILES, WHAT IF SHE FALLS !


Men get it right, because men are more considerate.
Afternoon Gents and Ms. Chef, It's has been quite a morning. I have been working on a little website for the golf league I run. (9 weeks and counting) I never done one before so it has been fun but also a learning experience for me.

Rumple do ya have any BBQ brisket back there, I’ll have one with all the fix’ns and a honey brown ale for starters. I’m looking forward to some warm weather and getting my smoker stoked up…

Hey cousin, Rose... Nice to meet you!
I found one who'll keep an eye on the bar...



The glazed doughnut I have to pass this morning... A free hole ya say? ... I'll think about that. lol

Hope you find that knife, Toni's a keeper!
I have to go with the Big Dog on vote #2... Is the contestant pool getting a bit shallow Rumple lol

Alan thanks for the drink, hang in there best of luck to you and hope to see you back soon.

Proprietor, a black coffee and beignet please...
Alright Alan!!... Have a Woodford Reserve, one of my favorites. Rumple put that on my tab please.
Well... Then I have to go with the Redhead and vote for the Redhead...
I'm still hooked on #1 Rumple... she real nice.
That's cool Nicola! I see Mary jo and alice... Hey is that... no wasn't him lol
Take of yourself SB hope to see you back here soon!
Wow, lots to look forward to... Thanks Chef lol