I hope he's sent to the big house and get a really nice big friendly roommate...
I would say a month is not too bad, we boxed most everything ourselves and a moving company they sent 4 guys and a huge semi truck, it went really smooth. Unpacking... that takes a while for some of the boxes anyway...
A teacher in a Detroit kindergarten class asked the kids what kind of sound a pig makes.
A little boy stood up and yelled:
"FREEZE, MUTHAFUCKA!!"
I guess there aren't many farms in Detroit .
A friend of mine has Adult Toy parties she does well with them, it is part time.
That would save some time... but it could take a while to dry.
I've bought drinks although not in the 30 year window some of have (kidding WWM) with little or no expectations and the only time I have been asked to "buy me a drink" was at a strip bar, with my friend Shameless a few weeks ago, she threw in a lap dance so it was worth the price of the drink.
I will sometimes have the staff send over whatever she's drinking to a woman I've made eye contact with or perhaps shared a smile, but AFTER I have left the bar.
Water for Elephants: by Sara Gruen Fast read, really good