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Algol
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 156
United States

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I hope he's sent to the big house and get a really nice big friendly roommate...
I would say a month is not too bad, we boxed most everything ourselves and a moving company they sent 4 guys and a huge semi truck, it went really smooth. Unpacking... that takes a while for some of the boxes anyway...
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Being from New Mexico people have asked me if I need a passport to travel to different states. In a way its irritating but at the same time somewhat amusing to see just how ignorant some people are. Had one lady at a car rental desk at the Dallas airport tell me I would need additional insurance since I had an "international" drivers license....go figure!


Those people are special aren't they? I hope you got a laugh out of it....
Daneeiincestor333 are there any other questions you like to bring up? and
A teacher in a Detroit kindergarten class asked the kids what kind of sound a pig makes.


A little boy stood up and yelled:


"FREEZE, MUTHAFUCKA!!"

I guess there aren't many farms in Detroit .
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You can actually get something very simular fitted into diving drysuits, that attaches to a pipe and a valve by the knee, to release the wee into the sea.(the male version is like a condom)
Holy shit, I'm a poet and i didnt even know it
Damn, i'm making rime all the time.
The one in the clip is now made of plastic and called a shewee
How the hell do i remember all the crap like this but nothing of importance.??


Head, we need to get you on Jeopardy
A friend of mine has Adult Toy parties she does well with them, it is part time.
That would save some time... but it could take a while to dry.
I've bought drinks although not in the 30 year window some of have (kidding WWM) with little or no expectations and the only time I have been asked to "buy me a drink" was at a strip bar, with my friend Shameless a few weeks ago, she threw in a lap dance so it was worth the price of the drink.

I will sometimes have the staff send over whatever she's drinking to a woman I've made eye contact with or perhaps shared a smile, but AFTER I have left the bar.
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Whatever they, the members want it to be at that moment.
1. Here and posting all the time. Day in and day out.
2. Hogging all the threads or taking them over because they like to see themselves in type.
3. They think that makes them popular.

With that said, welcome to the forum Danee. Don't worry about it it's just some people's idea of a joke.



I'm in the US, what state others think I'm from is not that important to me either. I've traveled all over there are fun loving people everywhere... and a few assholes too.
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And I thought it was a shoe commercial!


I thought so too, when they were getting on the plane...lol
Water for Elephants: by Sara Gruen Fast read, really good
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When he gets excited I bet the lid pops up. Pepperoni!


Maybe Italian Sausage?


Rocco's party costume?