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Algol
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 156
United States
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Good Morning!
Tied up Tuesday is one of Ms. Scarlet’s favorite days…
There appears to be a lot of laughing and giggling going on this morning, music to me ears.gHTPLvjyab9ERuqE
There’s a fresh brewed pot of Algol’s special blend, please help yourselves.
Have a Awesome Tied up Tuesday!
Tied up Tuesday is one of Ms. Scarlet’s favorite days…
There appears to be a lot of laughing and giggling going on this morning, music to me ears.gHTPLvjyab9ERuqE
There’s a fresh brewed pot of Algol’s special blend, please help yourselves.
Have a Awesome Tied up Tuesday!
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Quote by She
Good day Algol, it seems like ages since I have talked to you.. How are you doing?beside you beeing great
Hello to Ms.Scarlet and Hollyn as well
be good people
It has been too long Ms. She wonderful to see you I hope you new home is awesome and things are going well for you...
Good morning Ms. Holly Has the rain let up a bit for you?
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A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest.
After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away."
The distressed woman wailed, "Are you sure?"
"Yes, I am sure. Your duck is dead," replied the vet..
"How can you be so sure?" she protested. "I mean you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something."
The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room. He returned a few minutes later with a black Labrador Retriever. As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked up at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head.
The vet patted the dog on the head and took it out of the room. A few minutes later he returned with a cat. The cat jumped on the table and also delicately sniffed the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled out of the room.
The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck."
The vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman.. The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "$150!" she cried, "$150 just to tell me my duck is dead!" The vet shrugged, "I'm sorry. If you had just taken my word for it, the bill would have been $20, but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's now $150."
After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away."
The distressed woman wailed, "Are you sure?"
"Yes, I am sure. Your duck is dead," replied the vet..
"How can you be so sure?" she protested. "I mean you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something."
The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room. He returned a few minutes later with a black Labrador Retriever. As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked up at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head.
The vet patted the dog on the head and took it out of the room. A few minutes later he returned with a cat. The cat jumped on the table and also delicately sniffed the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled out of the room.
The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck."
The vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman.. The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "$150!" she cried, "$150 just to tell me my duck is dead!" The vet shrugged, "I'm sorry. If you had just taken my word for it, the bill would have been $20, but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's now $150."
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Morning Yall...hopefully no More rain today.
You can go to .HeraldCitizen.com and see all the damage
Train derailment, bridges out, roads buckeled...its a mess
WOW, That is a mess... I'm sorry Holly is your place okay?
Damage from the storm pictures...