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Algol
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 156
United States

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It looks like I'm the one who missed everyone tonight... Damnit

Have a goodnight everyone!
Walking up to you from behind, covering your eyes with my hands... kissing your neck... whispers in your ear... guess who...
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Hey fellow Lush drinkers and authors...or is that the same thing??? Um, anyway...somebody sent me this message this morning, and I felt the need to pass this along as a public service...

There is an outstanding book published by Leslie Wainger I have been wanting to recommend to you and Wayne. The author is the Executive Editor of Harlequin Books. The forward is by New York Times bestselling author Linda Howard.

This is the best book I have found to date.
I would not be without it. It has everything in it you will want. I had to order mine from my local book store. IMO this one is genuine meat and potatoes for any one who is writing romance stories and novels.

The title of it is:

"Writing a Romance Novel For Dummies"

Have a good one today!

Babe

I was really hoping there would be a book called Drinking For Dummies

Heck, maybe I could write one...
Later,
Alan.


Thanks Babe Alan, I hope it was Nancy that sent you that message
Good Morning Everyone!

It was another wet afternoon on the golf course (that’s 3 weeks in a row) I am getting good at playing in the rain.3tALTYgdb8NtNRQF

The coffee is hot and with just a little extra boost to get your Friday moving.

Have a sexy fun day!


Enjoy Your Day!

Good Morning Everyone,

She, Love the advice from you brother more people should follow it.

Ms. Scarlet, I'm not sure my dreams were sweet.... I would have to say more along the lines of wicked

Thank you She for making the coffee... [Algol pours some finely ground beans into the pot...]

The coffee is strong and hot!


As Ms. Scarlet said... its Thirsty Thursday... Enjoy!!!

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Thank You for your best wishes for me Al. , But being a " Shiftless Bastard " kinda agress with me.


I understand
Bud, you really need to get out of your comfort zone try something new.IIGn01D0JeZWGDbW
Sure Rem... I have not see Bud for a while... but I'll have what she's having...

Quote by She
Thank you Algol on this deliciously looking pomegranate lemondrop martini. How are you today?


She, You are more than welcome, I'm very well thank you, Are you doing well over there on the other side of the big blue ball?
THE ANSWERS ARE AT THE BOTTOM.


1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?

2. A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be?

3. What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?

4. Can you name three consecutive days without using the words
Wednesday, Friday, or Sunday?

5. This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious as to just how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it. It looks so ordinary and plain that you would think nothing was wrong with it. In fact, nothing is wrong with it. It is highly unusual though. Study it and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out. Try to do so without any coaching!

THE ANSWERS TO ALL FIVE OF THE RIDDLES ARE BELOW:

















1. The third room. Lions that haven't eaten in three years are dead.
That one was easy, right?
2. The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it, and hung it up to dry (shot; held under water; and hung).
3. Charcoal, as it is used in barbecuing.
4. Sure you can name three consecutive days, yesterday, today, and tomorrow!
5. The letter e, which is the most common letter used in the English language, does not appear even once in the paragraph.
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My Shag Map score is 335.

If we use WWM "They were from..." there may have been more.TcD24ZnWvVqrOAAP

I could not figure out how to get the map screen shot here... sorry.



335?!? I bow to thee


I was in national sales for a few years... What a great job!!!
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Good day everyone!
Alan yours today saying made me laugh out loud!!
Algol, it is afternoon at my part of the world and I do crave for some cocktail for change! What do you say? Can you suprise me with something!
Ms.Savanna, Ms.Scarlet good to see you ladies!
Bud glad too see you smile!
Punkpoet how are you? Will we see some punkpoetry from you, like ..god save the queen? or should I stay or should I go? lol
Lonelyforgood, hopefuly lonely is not going to be for good.

Have great day people and if you see me stagger, don't believe what they say it is Algol's cocktail!



Lovely to see you She! Here you are dear, a pomegranate lemondrop martini. A coffee for the LadySharon...Cheers!

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hey algol how are you buddy


Hey Poet, I'm good... Thanks. what's going on in the UK anything fun and exciting?
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This is true , I think I am beginning to have woman troubles again.


Are you having trouble finding one or keeping one?
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I think I will go back to bed, after seeing this., I knew there was something missing.


Looks like someone is a little crabby this morning... you need a little more coffee there Bud

Alan, Poet everyone doing well... If I didn't have to work today a bloody mary would be just the drink this morning...

My Shag Map score is 335.

If we use WWM "They were from..." there may have been more.sF8BGwu3360DHwon

I could not figure out how to get the map screen shot here... sorry.
Good Morning Everyone!

Ms. Scarlet you are up early this morning...

It's another wicked Wednesday! Have fun, play safe!

ALgol's Special Blend is ready!


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This is a recipe for my version of baked beans. I've been making these for many years and taking to any cookout I've been invited to. You'll notice it's a large quantity, that's because the leftovers are so good!

JERRY'S BAKED BEANS


INGREDIENTS

1 Gal can Pork N Beans (I use Campbell's)
1 Pound Bacon (plain not flavored) (diced)
1 Large Onion (white or yellow) (chopped med to fine)
2 Cloves Garlic (minced)
1 Box Dark brown sugar
* * Dark molasis (optional)
1/2 Cup Yellow mustard
1/2 Cup Ketchup


DIRECTIONS

Use a stock pot. Place diced bacon in pot and cook until browned, drain. Add all ingredients and mix well to combine. Heat until starting to bubble, reduce heat. Cook over low heat for approximately 1 hour. CAUTION - Stir frequently to prevent burning.

Serve and enjoy

Note: The leftovers are great! Just like many other mixtures, if left in the refrigerator a day or two, gives more time for everything to marry. While it can be eaten cold, it's much better reheated.



Ice,
I made the beans to serve as one of the sides with 2 pork shoulders I smoked over the weekend, all received rave reviews. To save some time while I was babysitting the smoker, I baked them in the oven for an hour maybe more at 350 degrees uncovered they were excellent...Thanks!
Yes Ma'am, I like the new look in the forum and I like "sign in" AV pop-up, very cool Gav!
Hey Scooter!!! How are you doing! I hope you're getting out and hitting the littlee ball around!

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High Tenor , Right?


She does take my bass voice a bit higher
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LOL SAv you said i could use them anytime i wanted ..


Yea only if im there to show you the ropes. Do you know how to whoopsh that whip? there is a way to hold it giggles. and a way to make it sing on mmmmmm lets just use the imagination.


Savanna, I hope you're feeling better soon... Sweet Scarlet holds it just fine, her fingers fit nicely around the thick handle, she makes it sing alright
What do you mean by hard Bud? No, Ms. Scarlet is so sweet, well until she get a little gleem in her eye and picks up the handcuffs and gets her whip out
Good morning everyone,

Hey Bud, Scarlet let me loose to make coffee.

The coffee is Hot and Strong!

Welcome To Rumples Classybritlady, You are absolutely correct with that assessment of the lot. Please feel free to jump in here most of us dont bite too hard

Savanna, I hope you are feeling well soon, if you need help with the undressing part just give a call that's just the kind of guy I am, a real humanitarian.