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Algol
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 156
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Quote by RumpleForeskin
Here you go, Al. (slides over a mug of something that may or may not be exactly like coffee)
Could be worse, my Lady. over in Phoenix the temp's bumping up arond 115 with the so-called "low in the 80's.
Anyone made a definitive Savannah or Scooter sighting in the last few days?
Thanks Rump, Scooter was lurking around last night, One of the ladies said she saw him peeking in the windows of the woman restroom
but didn't come into the bar, maybe he stopped drinking... NAW!!! . I have not seen Savanna anywhere. Scarlet will be back the beginning of September she is still traveling the world. We had those high temps for a week or two, y'all can keep it way to hot. We teed off one afternoon it was 102 way too hot.
Can I get another coffee
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Quote by RumpleForeskin
This is a smilie check. Just ignore all that follows--like you don't already do that, (sigh).
So how'd I do, Al? And why we're on the subject, what about
:RR
Just wondering. Many thanks.
Regressing Rumple :glasses8
Rumple, you need a colon on the end of the "glasses8" other than that all is good!
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Quote by LadySharon
I survived my first day of the new school year and tomorrow is work with the preschoolers.
Al, can a mixture of your special blend and my special brew come together somehow?
Sharon, Wow school started already, go get'em Baby! That sounds like a dangerous mixture (your brew and my blend) that could turn into something Scooter might come up with for the fourth of July
Drink Special!
Sambuka and Bailey's shooters... AKA Slippery Nipples! I love Slippery Nipples
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Quote by RumpleForeskin
Oh, happy day, dearly beloved. It's time for sunrise services here at the First Church of the Burning Buns and Discount House of Lickers.
My text for this morning is taken from the, Book of Worldly Wisdom:
1. Money cannot buy happiness but it’s more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard’s name.
3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk
My blessing for the day: May the bed of roses you share with the one you love NOT be infested with seed ticks.
The Right Rev Rumple Foreskin
Rev. Are you getting in practice or moonlighting?
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Quote by LadySharonQuote by Algol
One Appletini for the lovely LadySharon... If there is anything else you require Sharon let me know.
Thank you, Al. I have an idea for a story that you can write up. I'd do it, but I'm already in between three stories right now.
Three, you go Sharon! That could be fun, I need some inspiration to get back into writing. Send me an email.
Remember Sunday services, no need to wear anything, special...
Have a wonderful weekend!
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Helllooo! Algol pours what's left of the fresh Special Blend in a cup, turns off the country music and makes another pot of coffee.
Busty comes out of the Boss's office, her hair askew buttoning her blouse. "Al, what the hell is in that coffee, the effect it had on Rumple after 3 cups was like he took a Viagra." Rumple calls out from his office. "BUSTY come on back in here, we need to finish our consultation."
Busty pours herself a coffee and heads back to the office. Algol laughs. "Nice to have you back boss" and turns the music back on!
Busty comes out of the Boss's office, her hair askew buttoning her blouse. "Al, what the hell is in that coffee, the effect it had on Rumple after 3 cups was like he took a Viagra." Rumple calls out from his office. "BUSTY come on back in here, we need to finish our consultation."
Busty pours herself a coffee and heads back to the office. Algol laughs. "Nice to have you back boss" and turns the music back on!