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Oh come now. I think all you ladies would fart on your own clits if you could.

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This guy's beards are always sexy.

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also, why doesn't anyone read rules and follow them anymore?

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Yay! Glad to hear it worked out. You'd be surprised at home basic some of the professional mixtures are. The John Masters one for example, is literally just saltwater and lavender oil. I do find it a bit drying on its own so I just use a light spritz and then use a couple of drops of Biosilk or Moroccan oil on the ends.

I've heard KMS makes a good sea spray product - it seems to get good reviews.

I still miss John Frieda's Beach Blond Ocean Waves - that was my fave but it's discontinued.

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35 huh?....Somebody please tell little Felix that just because you change hand lotions, it doesn't count as another conquest...

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RAP BATTLE!



I'm a lady, see, I ain't from the hood,
But I've done some things that no sweet, good girl should.

I can rap, I can tap, I can salsa too,
Scrape the competition off the heel of my new Jimmy Choo.

On my wall might hang a classic Botticelli,
But you can bet your ass I'm straight up Machiavelli.

Don't need no backing track, just me, I'm acapella.
I throw down rhymes, make me rich like J. D. Rockefeller.

You think you're all that, but your just talking smack,
Some of your lines are flat, kindergarten pre-school whack.

If you think you can top this, then you're delirious,
You wanna think about that, I'm deadly serious.

I'm rapping fresh, layin' lead, every line is brand new,
If you step up to the plate, then girl you don't have a clue.

Skills like these they don't come easy, they've gotta be earned.
Pack up your shit, walk away, or you're gonna get burned.

Time to turn back yo, the sign reads 'Danger Ahead',
I'm in control, rising up, I've taken over this thread.

I'm Lizzy Red but when I finish I'll be Lizzy Black,
If it's on, miss Sprite, man up and hit me back.

Ooosh!