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Cockpit sex .... Only when you blast me in the eyes of course, and ONLY IF!
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AngelHeart01
Over 90 days ago
Female, 156
United States
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Whiskey Baby ..... Jameson or Powers is smooth and perfect!
I like it straight up or I might mix a bit of ginger ale.
I like it straight up or I might mix a bit of ginger ale.
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I enjoyed the video, and I think you did great. Congratulations! You're a local celebrity, and I'm sure you're making a lot of folks proud.
Beautiful poem, and I think the error went unnoticed for a reason.
YES, I noticed your tee-shirt right away .... Perfect!
Beautiful poem, and I think the error went unnoticed for a reason.
YES, I noticed your tee-shirt right away .... Perfect!
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6/10 Financial
5/10 Engagement
2/10 Criminal
9/10 Physical
2/10 Health
9/10 Intellectual
5/10 Engagement
2/10 Criminal
9/10 Physical
2/10 Health
9/10 Intellectual
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Nope lol
I believe you Bobby Boy! Hardy Har Har!
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I think you mean Jefa. And that means you're paying yourself to rub one out, dummy. Come over here, I'll hook you up with a booth where the curtain rolls up when I put quarters into a slot for you.
I meant Jefe ... Dickwad. Jefa would mean I was a female. I was referring to both of us, but I forgot to bring help for you to understand joto.
Yes, I would be paying myself. I get paid, yeah? One way or another anyway.
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Tips would be swell fella! Don't you agree? Being the Jefe, we don't get that.
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It only turns me on if I blast on both of her eyes.
You told me, the only "eye" that turned you on, was the "brown eye". I guess in some cases, that may be the "bleached eye"
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I grab her hair and pull her head back. I look her right in the eye all intense like and say. "Bitch... You better start relaxing or I'm gonna stick it in your ass."
That's always done the trick for me.
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Easy girl... EASY! Heelllllll... HEEL GODDAMMIT!
Yes Daddy
Wait, what?!??? You know better then that.
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Good advice but don't you think doggystyle is a little intense for first timers? In my experience a girl has always handled first time anal better when she is on her side and can control the penetration somewhat. Kinda like doggystyle but when she is lying flat on her belly it is easier for her too. She doesn't have to concentrate on staying in a position really, she can just focus on relaxing.
Perfecto Ranchero! But, you already knew that.
so obnoxious!
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Whoa, someone hand me some aloe vera.
Behave old man, or they might put you away.
Are you scared yet?! Haha
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So sick...
Since when? Never stopped you before!
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It's a mirror image!
Spot on!!!!
Oh and the one holding the knife, .... So me!!! Either that or my gun ;)
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Fucking amen to that. It's like saying you're going to eat a diet coke. I mean, it's liquid. You don't eat liquid. I'll notch this up as a lush pet peeve while I'm at it.
As for the topic, I don't get what the OP is wanting. You either like something, or you don't. Is that such a difficult concept to understand? I'm not one to savour the fruits of a good wank, but because other guys are, I'm not questioning if I have something wrong with me. I simply don't have a desire to do it. Simples...
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Awaretarded*
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Magical
LAMEsicle!!!
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