My new phone ... and how Jack is laughing AT ME, not with me.
Tag along to Nature Boy's. <---- Sorry! Too slow.
The smell of coconut and lime, and the frozen margarita I'm drinking while getting ready. So GOOD!!!
The average number of times a guy will ejaculate from masturbation in his lifetime is 2,000.
I good place to meet a guy is at the Dry Cleaners ... These guys usually have jobs, and bathe.
When four (4) or more guys get together, they talk about sports.
Guys are brave enough to go to war .... but not brave enough to get a bikini wax.
The average guys orgasm, lasts five (5) seconds.