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AngelHeart01
Over 90 days ago
Female, 156
United States

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Quote by Magical_felix


America is so fucked up. I mean, just look at the confusion in this country.



I agree with you, about the confusion. I also think this was turned into a "racist" thing ... when it didn't need to be. I mean, some people are more attracted to Gingers then Brunettes. Blacks more so then those "silly white girls" .. and so on.

I tend to be more attracted to dark haired men. But it doesn't mean I wouldn't date anyone else either.
The Books are so good. The second book was better then the first, I think. That's when I started to really get into them.
I have talked to guys who absolutely LOVE to see a woman with a "camel toe". To each their own, I reckon. I don't think it's very attractive myself.

I can only imagine what it would feel like, and I wouldn't dig it.
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coughBULLSHITcough



Shitson! You are ruining my REPUTATION
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How is your style of posting any better? In the past, you have rarely posted in a positive manner on Lush. You just swoop down to Tsk Tsk and scold the other members for behaving poorly in your opinion. Honestly, I actually find your posts more negative, because you seem to hold yourself above everyone else and contribute very little that is positive to the forums. You're so concerned about reprimanding us for hurting everyone's feelings, that you don't bother to even answer the questions on the threads.

Anyway, I probably owe thedevilsweakness another $ 10 now. *sigh*


I don't know what the $10 is for ... but I will give it to you High 5
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Since Sprite likes to keep it on the down low... Im going to describe one of my favorite things to do with that Angel Heart.

Gather around kiddies. Uncle Felix is going to tell you what places his mind wonders too when he has to dig deep for new ideas with his insatiable little filly.

This AngelHeart has this unique talent... It doesn't just happen though. First I lay her on her back and do all the usual stuff. Kisses, suckles, running my hands on the inside of her thighs and so on. Then we go through the 15 positions that we like... But we end up with her on her back again and my face right in that temple between her legs. Only this time I get one of those frozen astro pops (the red, white, and blue ones) and I work it in little by little in her tiny ass... I know, I'm a cold motherfucker, but she likes it. So once she starts going wild I open up a bag of pop rocks (grape) and spread those delicious pink lips. I whip out this special tiny little funnel and proceed to dump the candy in. It doesn't take long before her vagina starts to snap, crackle and pop. This gets me going too, of course I cant resist tasting. So once my tongue is in that tingly grapey goodness with the astro pop in her back door it's only a matter of seconds before she starts to buck like a little sexy bronco. So at this moment is when I pull back and let the magic happen.

I mean have any of you seen grapey fizzy love juice squirt out of a perfect hairless vagina before?

Probably not. It's fucking breathtaking. I mean squirt after squirt after squirt of crackling purple girl cum. It get's everywhere but its worth it.

Pop rocks + astro pop + one fine ass girl = grapey fizzy love juice




All I can say is .... You are one creative Cat, and I am one lucky Trixie.

Oh, and I thought we were gonna bottle this and sell it
Oh come on man... Just sit down and get that hamster wheel going. There are millions of kinks out there just waiting to be discovered by you.

I'll give you one that me and Sprite came up with in one of our hot and heavy sessions... I like her to dress up like a fucking drugged up horny Rainbow Bright. Then I have her bend over and I stick a nerds rope (pictured below) in her ass until just about an inch of the rope is sticking out. Then we get in a 69 position and I eat the rope out of her a little at a time as she gets to work on getting the cream filling out of my twinky. It's fucking sexy... That's just the tip of the iceberg man, just put on your thinking cap.

I won't even begin to tell you about the fucking crazy shit me and Angel Heart get into either. I ain't trying to get my ass banned for good. But its drawn out, methodical and it makes my dick want to explode in like 2 seconds. I'm usually a 45 minute session guy. Just sayin'.

Really Jackoff? I'm gone a minute and you pull out the nerd rope on Sprite? I thought you had never done that before.

Also JackieBoo, what happened to
Instantly

How many times have you said yes to sex, when you really weren't interested.
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Yeah yeah yeah! But we are talking cock here sweet tits... What's the story on you and cock size?



You know the answer to that! I like the ONE that is thick, and about 12.5" (I knew it wasn't 16.5")

I like the ONE that is uncut. I like the ONE that is affectionately knows as: One-eyed Jack, The Devastator, and my personal favorite - Rambone

I like when it never fails to surprise me. I like to see the MAGIC of how it goes from "little jack" to "Seriously JACK?!"