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AngelHeart01
Over 90 days ago
Female, 156
United States

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Quote by Nikki703


Really? It came up with Rich "El Guapo" Garces. Maybe Gywnn ate "El Guapo".




Quote by Magical_felix


That's tony gwynn! thats an aztec uniform!




This is El Guapo (Bas Rutten)

Not one, but two juicy oranges.
Flat bread with turkey, havarti cheese, lettuce, tomato and pepper sandwich.
Chased down with some iced tea of course
Quote by Magical_felix


Actually lets get into some non-fiction... the reason I call her analheart dudelicious is cause she tells me of her anal dreams she has about me. In fact, I suppose you are the lucky one because when she sucked my dick she had a hard time concealing her fucking razor teeth... But I forgave her because.. like the way you imagine... her ass is really tight. OH MY GOD, I almost forgot... Have you heard her cum? That is really fun. honestly.

Okay continue with the fiction writing. Its good practice for writer



Wow, really?! The teeth?

How could anyone suck on that monster with a normal size mouth without bearing a little teeth. I was afraid I was going to choke with the length, and the thickness was well ... thick! My mouth is big, so you can imagine. I think I should have been given the keys to something ... the city, SOMETHING!!!
Quote by stephanie


BOTH FISTS??????????

(Jesus........ I thought I'd been around........)

xx SF



Ask Magical_Felix ... He said I give the best he has ever had. I should market it.

P.s. He is 16.5" so everyone thinks (and he likes to say) ... but the truth be told, it's 10.8" Seeing is believing TRUE STORY!!
Quote by Dudealicious


Yes Angel....Your "digits" were enough to get me going!



hmmm, that could be taken a few ways .. HAHAHA and we did!

Hey .. are we in trouble yet? I mean people are in here, but not posting ... so, it's cool yeah?
Quote by Dudealicious


Damn girl I thought I asked you to keep that between us...You know you liked doing me!



I thought it was out in the open now I was just saying we never had the need or want for the "toy box" ..
Quote by Callisto


ok now I'm confused.. So when you were begging me to fuck your ass, you were joking? It sure didn't seem that way. I bought new stuff and everything, damn..


We never even went to the "Toy Box", hmm we never really went anywhere but if it CUMS up ... he has a whole arsenal.
Quote by Magical_felix

Angelheart01: It WAS cool when that Magical_Dildo guy used to post the funniest shit ever on her wall and there were LOL's to be had. But now its just full of generic bullshit from the beta males (kidding beta males) heart Her music picks give you good insight into her crazy brain too. Her poems are good. Magical alley cat is great though.

EDIT: I was just told dudlicious is actually a guy... fuck, I'm embarrassed now. I could have swore that the colin ferrel shrine was a chick in love..... Now I feel weird wacking off to her...fuck well him, getting analed. Sorry man...



First of all ... I could swear The Magical_Dildo said he had a man-crush on Colin.

Second ... That Magical_Dildo did indeed post the funniest shit ever.

Third ... That DILDO is putting smiles on many faces right now, and putting the Magic in many other places

The Magical_Dildo is no longer a Dildo since leaving my wall. He is the Hot and Sexy Jack. Jack is Back
Quote by Dudealicious


Yes and some of them are fellow Canadians too



Does this mean I can tell
CREDIT to MY IRISH BIRD .... Gotta say, I was taken back with the video ... but not the song ;)


I have a lot of favorites too ... Nikki703 always cheers me up NO MATTER WHAT. I will actually go to her page and minimize it, after I check her wall out and post. I minimize it, for her ALWAYS badass music selections.
Thanks sistah love!