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AngelHeart01
Over 90 days ago
Female, 156
United States

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Quote by Magical_felix


I can't even begin to explain the endless reasons for why I call you a monkey. I'm pretty sure there is a 1,000 word limit or something like that in the forum. Go have a banana now. (like with your mouth, eat a banana I meant. NOT masturbate with one)


But what if there is only one left
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Dude... Hot crazy chicks are the best. They fuck like coked up monkies and they are entertaining ALL the damn time. Just gotta learn how to deal with them. But seriously, they're a riot!


What a jerk Is that why you call me MONKEY
LMB ~ My heart sank when I read this. I can't imagine the loss, but as mentioned .... everyone is safe, and that is the blessing. There are lots of resources out there for you, and I know with your personality you probably have a great support team. I hope you can get back to some kind of normality quick, and know we are all thinking of you.
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I just discovered 'Breaking Bad' (which didn't get shown on TV in the UK/Ireland....) It's as addictive as Crank!!! xx SF




P.s. Breaking Bad is ..... Badass!
Sons of Anarchy (SOA) .. The BEST Show out there right now is HOMELAND (my opinion)
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I don't apologize for calling you guys junior deputies.


And I won't apologize for telling you to suck a dick and fuck the fuck off. You're a major fucking dickhead most the time, dude. You like cat turds in your sand box, I'm cool with that.

That's how you roll.

This is how I roll.

But you know that already.


Did that old pot just call me black? How dare he....

And yahtzee... I WAS giving some pretty awesome advice. Until it was derailed!

Is lush made up of all horses now? Cause all I see are nay-sayers!



Jeans that are unbuttoned cause I ate wayyyyyy too much, and they just feel better like that right now
White tank top with a button down flannel (opened).

Boring ... but oh so comfy!