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AngelHeart01
Over 90 days ago
Female, 156
United States
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Quote by lafayettemisterQuote by AngelHeart01Quote by DudealiciousQuote by lafayettemister
Come on guys. I think some of you are trying to be a little to PC about this. If a woman came up to me and kissed me, it wouldn't be a horrible offense. It's not like she kicked you in the nuts. I'd probably smile and go on my way. And have a great story to tell me friends. If any of them would actually believe it....
No Mister I am not trying to be PC with this all, I have a tremendous woman in my life and don't need some random chick coming up to me and kissing me. Please remember that there are some hideous diseases that lie in peoples mouths, would you want to contract one just so you have a cool story to tell your friends?
Would you still say the same if she looked like this?
What about the time I ran up to you and kissed you?! You didn't know me ...
Wait, you kissed DUDE. Wtf.. where the hell is my kiss! Hmmph.
You're funny! We both know where your "kiss" is. 
It's cute how you play dumb .... errrr I mean, innocent.
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Quote by DudealiciousQuote by AngelHeart01Quote by DudealiciousQuote by lafayettemister
Come on guys. I think some of you are trying to be a little to PC about this. If a woman came up to me and kissed me, it wouldn't be a horrible offense. It's not like she kicked you in the nuts. I'd probably smile and go on my way. And have a great story to tell me friends. If any of them would actually believe it....
No Mister I am not trying to be PC with this all, I have a tremendous woman in my life and don't need some random chick coming up to me and kissing me. Please remember that there are some hideous diseases that lie in peoples mouths, would you want to contract one just so you have a cool story to tell your friends?
Would you still say the same if she looked like this?
That was totally different, I was HAMMERED! And yes I do have a few stories to tell my friends in regards to you! Dayyyuuum!
My, my ... what am I gonna do with you? You were as sober as a judge. I know, it's not everyday a girl walks away when they are told about a "tremendous woman" waiting at home. I've known a few to take that as a challenge ... SO WRONG.Hey wait ... Did you even mention her? hahahaha
You know I love you! P.s. You are such an ass
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Quote by DudealiciousQuote by lafayettemister
Come on guys. I think some of you are trying to be a little to PC about this. If a woman came up to me and kissed me, it wouldn't be a horrible offense. It's not like she kicked you in the nuts. I'd probably smile and go on my way. And have a great story to tell me friends. If any of them would actually believe it....
No Mister I am not trying to be PC with this all, I have a tremendous woman in my life and don't need some random chick coming up to me and kissing me. Please remember that there are some hideous diseases that lie in peoples mouths, would you want to contract one just so you have a cool story to tell your friends?
Would you still say the same if she looked like this?
What about the time I ran up to you and kissed you?! You didn't know me ... 
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Quote by Magical_felix
Why don't you get on top baby.
Oh my god you swallowed! You've never done that before? I love you!
I want you to grab me by the hair when we do it doggy-style.
Lets try anal!
Hey, put your face in the pillow bitch!
You've been a bad girl! Daddy's gonna spank you!
Oh hey, what are you doing? You're not my husband!
Hey baby will you dress up as a school girl for me? Sure honey, you gonna spank me with your ruler?
I want you to choke me when you fuck me next time!
Baby can I piss on you? Only if I can piss on you first? Alright!
Check out these handcuffs...
Look at this whip... I can whip you then fuck your pink bottom.
Will you wear a mask next time you tie me up so I can't see your face?
Check out this paddle it has studs on it.
Hey baby what are you doing, whittling? Is that a piece of ginger?!
WOW, is nothing sacred? You promised you wouldn't tell.
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Quote by Magical_felix
I better have just been stung by a jellyfish or else I'd smack her right in her pissin' cooter.
It's a cooter shooter! 
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Quote by Magical_felix
Next time a girl sucks your dick, tell her to pop a couple of altoids and an ice cube in her mouth. You will need no further explanation.
Actually it's RICOLA .. you know (the commercial, yeah?) ----- Great for keeping things all WET and YUMMY!
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Quote by Magical_felix
It makes oral a delight to the most discerning of palates.
Wait, what?!!!! I thought you loved the taste of YOUR OWN. Wasn't that you babes?
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Quote by Dancing_Doll
OK, want my honest opinion?
I think all of you people are wimps... lol... You're making swallowing cum sound like a freak episode of Fear Factor.
It's not like you're swallowing a gallon of it at a time.
It's body fluid... it's not supposed to taste like maple syrup or a strawberry milkshake.
Personally I have not come across any truly funky spunk, but if I did... it's only in your mouth for a short while. Just swallow it and move on.
RIGHT ON!!!!!
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Racism is Racism is Racism .... I feel sad for kids who are around it, and will learn from those who are suppose to protect and guide them.
