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passes up a coffee
Sure, fuck.
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AnnaK87
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 42
Germany
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Advanced Wordsmith
An opinion is like a penis. It's ok to have one, it's ok to be proud of one; but when you whip it out and try to shove it down my throat, that's when we have a problem.
Des Teufels liebstes Möbelstück ist die lange Bank. - "the Devil's favorite furniture is the long bench" (roughly equivalent to "idle hands are the devil's play-things", i.e. don't procrastinate)
Morgenstund hat Gold im Mund! - "Morning has gold in its mouth" --- i.e., it's important to wake up early and be about your day in a prompt fashion. The morning can be extremely productive.
Selbst ist die Frau / der Mann - "You're the [wo]man" --- i.e., if you want something done you have to do it yourself (don't use waiting on others as an excuse)
Wenn der Reiter nichts taugt hat das Pferd schuld. "When the rider's no good, it's the horse's fault" --- people love to shift blame
Rome wasn't built in a day.
Two's company, three's a crowd.
And of course, this quote paraphrasing Dante:
"The darkest places in Hell are reserved for those who maintain their neutrality in times of Moral Crisis."
Des Teufels liebstes Möbelstück ist die lange Bank. - "the Devil's favorite furniture is the long bench" (roughly equivalent to "idle hands are the devil's play-things", i.e. don't procrastinate)
Morgenstund hat Gold im Mund! - "Morning has gold in its mouth" --- i.e., it's important to wake up early and be about your day in a prompt fashion. The morning can be extremely productive.
Selbst ist die Frau / der Mann - "You're the [wo]man" --- i.e., if you want something done you have to do it yourself (don't use waiting on others as an excuse)
Wenn der Reiter nichts taugt hat das Pferd schuld. "When the rider's no good, it's the horse's fault" --- people love to shift blame
Rome wasn't built in a day.
Two's company, three's a crowd.
And of course, this quote paraphrasing Dante:
"The darkest places in Hell are reserved for those who maintain their neutrality in times of Moral Crisis."
Advanced Wordsmith
Quote by LaylaJune
Uhhhhh . . . hang out in a bar. If I had a good seat and someone charming to talk to. Actually, if I had the someone charming, I wouldn't mind standing.
Would you rather drive around with a dirty car, or have it rain on your just-washed car?
The latter, because I am anal about my car getting dirty (and many other things besides)
Would you rather:
Meet by chance and hang out at a pub with a potential partner - play billiards, drink beer, etc OR...
Be hooked up with him / her on a blind date ?
I've always been more interested in technique. 
Advanced Wordsmith
17. He's DEFO a shower, not a grower. All his cards are on the table right now. Damn.
^^^^^^Been there, hate it .... total turn-off
18. Christ, that's a harsh left hook. Yup. That may make things very interesting.
^^^^^^LOL
... when I draw the sword and it's big that's like Christmas for me ... I get super excited, goose-bumps, butterflies in my tummy .... I don't know about conscious thoughts? I know that when a guy's dick is small and I wasn't expecting that ahead of time that often just ruins the mood for me.
So my advice to the men would be that if you're self-conscious about the size of your dick, let the girl know in some way not to expect too much. Like you don't have to say "btw my dick is nothing special don't get too excited" but at the very least don't play it up... I dunno, that's just me.
Also if you're self-conscious about the size of it, try not to advertise that self-consciousness too much. It's not attractive ... unless it turns out that you're actually hung, in which case, again ---- Christmas
And I'm always worried the guy won't keep up the maintenance down there ... like, wash your genitals. Women get a bad rap for it but men also sweat a lot more... is just gross.
And the worst answer to questions about it is "I've never had any complaints"
Which makes me think that if a guy has a small penis I'm supposed to be like "UGH YOUR DICK IS TINY!" and walk out.
^^^^^^Been there, hate it .... total turn-off
18. Christ, that's a harsh left hook. Yup. That may make things very interesting.
^^^^^^LOL
... when I draw the sword and it's big that's like Christmas for me ... I get super excited, goose-bumps, butterflies in my tummy .... I don't know about conscious thoughts? I know that when a guy's dick is small and I wasn't expecting that ahead of time that often just ruins the mood for me.
So my advice to the men would be that if you're self-conscious about the size of your dick, let the girl know in some way not to expect too much. Like you don't have to say "btw my dick is nothing special don't get too excited" but at the very least don't play it up... I dunno, that's just me.
Also if you're self-conscious about the size of it, try not to advertise that self-consciousness too much. It's not attractive ... unless it turns out that you're actually hung, in which case, again ---- Christmas
And I'm always worried the guy won't keep up the maintenance down there ... like, wash your genitals. Women get a bad rap for it but men also sweat a lot more... is just gross.
And the worst answer to questions about it is "I've never had any complaints"
Which makes me think that if a guy has a small penis I'm supposed to be like "UGH YOUR DICK IS TINY!" and walk out.
Advanced Wordsmith
I know personally, it's not that I like eating salty sticky semi-clear vanilla pudding that smells like glue or something... more like, the whole idea of it is very arousing to me --- all the more so if it's also arousing to him. The idea of him watching me doing something that kinky and enjoying himself and being surprised when I ask him to blow his load all over my face or down my throat ---- I dunno, I like the vibe / image it puts off I guess? Like: Holy Hell this chick's a freak in the sack ... they tend to be more fun for me after that, once I've established what kind of woman I am.
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Why not both ? :3
Oh that's right, you only have one place to put it...
I really like vibrating anal plugs. Can do whatever else I want and have that going the whole time, increases the whole pleasure experience. Also, again, as others have mentioned, you can hurt yourself with a dildo if you aren't careful ---- especially if you're tiny like I am. Best to have a partner do the dildo-work for you; or failing that, a suction cup one. I wouldn't do it free-hand.
Oh that's right, you only have one place to put it...
I really like vibrating anal plugs. Can do whatever else I want and have that going the whole time, increases the whole pleasure experience. Also, again, as others have mentioned, you can hurt yourself with a dildo if you aren't careful ---- especially if you're tiny like I am. Best to have a partner do the dildo-work for you; or failing that, a suction cup one. I wouldn't do it free-hand.
Advanced Wordsmith
Would you rather:
Be Married to me irrevocably until you die, unable to have sex with me but able fuck whomever else you want, and be forced to listen to all of my problems and bitching for the rest of your life yet I'll take care of you financially... OR
Married to me (again, until you die and you can't change it) and able to fuck me [believe me I rarely say no] but you can never sleep with anyone besides me for the rest of my life
Be Married to me irrevocably until you die, unable to have sex with me but able fuck whomever else you want, and be forced to listen to all of my problems and bitching for the rest of your life yet I'll take care of you financially... OR
Married to me (again, until you die and you can't change it) and able to fuck me [believe me I rarely say no] but you can never sleep with anyone besides me for the rest of my life
Advanced Wordsmith
Quote by Andhal
6'' , but I firmly believe its not the gun that matters it is certainly the man behind the gun that matters .
No, it definitely matters. I enjoy sex with a guy who's average but good in bed, but I'll enjoy average sex with a guy who's hung like a horse. It also depends a lot on how the guy uses it, too - guys with big dicks fuck ... differently than guys with small dicks. Don't get me wrong, I've had bad sex with big dicks... but it is definitely a selling point for me, personally, anyway. It also depends a lot for me on what the guy's dick looks like ... there are some that were just so ugly I couldn't bring myself to put it in my mouth (but this also applies to the genitals of women).
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Quote by JC72
There is no comfort without freedom, there is just existence and acceptance of your situation... Just posting this, you have more freedom than 38% of the worlds population who have their own words and daily actions monitored or outlawed outright... While nothing is perfect, I will take any Freedom others have given their lives to give me..... I fought so we all could have a voice, even if that voice went against my own beliefs.... Now that is freedom I can live with....
This kind of freedom and true absolute freedom - radical freedom, of the sort proposed by Jean Paul Sarte (who in my opinion is full of shit) - are two totally different things. I am not free, currently, from having a bug in my phone that the German government can activate whenever they choose; I am not free to talk about matters relating to the Time of National Socialism and the Holocaust in Public; I am not free to incite hatred in public ... I am not free to spew hate speech, or to walk out of a store with a bunch of stolen jewelry ---- of course, I can still make the choice to do these things, but my choice is limited by the practical realities of artificial consequences imposed by my government.
Freedom of thought, freedom of conscience, freedom of the will --- these things are inherent freedoms of the human condition that cannot be taken away from us. The external freedoms are all very much secondary. In Germany, I am not free to do many things that people in America say they are --- but you know what? The way we do it here works, and it works very well ---- people don't deal well with too much freedom.
On the contrary, people in poorer nations have far more freedom --- their governments do very little to restrict their actions. The powerful people in Zimbabwe are "free" to abuse their countrymen relentlessly and as a result everybody suffers. Freedom of the individual and freedom for a society are inherently mutually exclusive and must be balanced. The freest condition is Survival of the Fittest, something which is quite antithetical to modern Western society.
I would go so far as to say that the freedom you think you enjoy is a complete illusion. The American government, and my own, can monitor our every move any time they choose --- if they wanted to, badly enough, they could invent charges and plant evidence to have us arrested ... they can destroy our homes and property by way of Eminent Domain ... they impose an artificial measurement of wealth (money) and then forcibly take it from us (taxes)... it's a social contract, practically speaking; we trade some of our freedom for comfort and protection and social order.
Advanced Wordsmith
All of these answers seem rather trite... Comfort, of course. The notion of absolute freedom, not restrained by law or by my own conscience or anything else, is very frightening. Ideally I'd prefer a balance... but no, I don't think humans were ever meant to have that kind of freedom. We simply can't deal with it.
