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ArtMan
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 55
United States

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After my last divorce I joined a social group for singles, that went on museum trips, to see plays and musicals, concerts, etc. Then of course there is the gym, clubs & bars, friends hooking you up, etc.
Noisy as hell if the situation allows. Only quiet if discretion is needed.
Chasing a married woman could easily get you physically harmed or killed. Never underestimate the lengths an angry jealous or betrayed husband might go to.
ditto, ditto, ditto to the lube or you'll never be invited back there again!
Usually they go out of their way to keep you from seeing.
First of all she'd have to be attractive to me. Secondly, she should just ask.
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buz.. pancakes are gross.


The perfect breakfast in bed would include some delicious PANCAKES, watermelon, kiwi, bacon and coffee.
Having been married twice I'd say the perfect wedding is getting drunk and celebrating on the day the divorce is finalized.
Only a very shallow and selfish person would tell a woman that he loved her just to score some sex. Of course I have known some women that would say that just to get into a wealthy guy's bank account or acquire expensive gifts.
Why should one narrow themselves to a particular race? I have no preference as long as the lady is attractive and has a hot body. It helps if they do not have a mean disposition.
I smoked cigarettes occasionally as a teenager. Every now and then I will partake in a good cigar.
Medically speaking, an average human male erect penis is 5.88 inches long. (14.9352 centimeters.)
There may be many members that being hidden away by The Federal Government's Witness Protection Plan. They have testified against some really dangerous people and cannot let their true identities known. Other's may be undercover agents or identity thieves. You never know...

But I know who YOU really are!


I think we should form an exploration committee. I hereby volunteer.
Spank themselves and twirl on their head like a top while wearing leather stockings and having a butt plug inserted.

Any takers?
If ladies breasts are a mystery then let me lead a safari of exploration into the vast mystery of the female breast! On with the discoveries!
How in the world can anyone conclude that Bambi or Sprite is a racist? Befuddles me. There is no evidence of that at all. Quite the contrary seems to be evident. More often than not the person screaming 'racist' is actually the real racist.
This one with the old waiting room is especially entertaining and kind of funny if you think about it.


Crown is best sipped with a girl and a snake. So here's to you all.


If you think they'll try and change your wardrobe style just wait and see what they do to the decor of the house or apartment. I am ashamed to admit that I know the meaning of the word "decor." But I have had two wives. I never found out what my first wife did with my collection of National Lampoon posters. I miss those posters.