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ArtMan
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 55
United States

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Probably a ribeye steak with a baked potato. I am taking my date to Longhorn's Steakhouse, then we are going over to her house to watch a rented movie.
I did a poor job of picking a divorce lawyer...twice.
Most likely it is NOT okay! Most likely he is just a lying cheating scumbag wanting some nookie on the side.
I have not used mine for sex but it sure works great on my lower back.
Please consider not having white or a very light shade of furniture.
Probably not unless it is my woman pregnant with my baby.
Quote by Earthlyoblivion
I am Mexican and my wife is Filipina, which makes my daughter Mexipina... But no one in America seems to care or notice much, at least that I am aware of. It is very common in America.



An excellent observation and point. In the USA mixed race relationships is extremely common and very accepted as it should be. In fact there are so many people of mixed race ancestry that it is driving the US Census Bureau crazy as to how they will categorize people. I love that. Maybe they should just quit categorizing us. That in itself seems rather old fashioned and racist.
Quote by Danand
I got a lot more circumspect about it when one afternoon last summer my 14 year old son walked in the door from school. I had the stereo going (NIN) and was wandering round the house totally starkers. Dancing. Not an issue for him...he just says..."oh put some clothes on mum, you'll turn me gay or something".

..unless he has 4 friends behind him...as he did that day.

Yeah...pretty funny I know, and a story they'll all treasure, I'm sure, but he was mortified and I did promise to be more circumspect in future.

Now I just threaten him with it now when he has mates over. . "hey....clean up that mess you lot have made in the bedroom or I'll walk out there in me altogethers..."

lmao
Gets him moving like nobody's business.



Now I just totally enjoyed reading that. Thanks! That was quite entertaining.
Quote by MMonroe
Lighting a fag


I am guessing that means, "lighting a cigarette" in the UK. Because here in the USA a literal interpretation of that would get you in a lot of trouble for just saying that.

Someone should start a Forum tread about the differences in slang from one country to another and compare them. That might be interesting.

I sometimes wonder if the way I word something in one of my stories could be or is interpreted so very differently by Lushees from other countries.
Oh my! What a terrible thing to happen. It seems like under the circumstances positive things are happening for you. I sure hope that continues. I am very glad that you all came out uninjured and safe.
Intimacy is at a deeper level than just raw sex. Intimacy does not even have to be sex at all. It is an expression that is much more emotional.
Quote by gina25
No not at all. And tattoos can ruin a football program


Gina you must be a Buckeye fan.

Some tattoos can really be fine art. Some that are creative and done by very skilled artisans. Then again I also see a lot of bad ones.
I like them best once they have graduated from girls to being women. Then I like too much about them to post.
The power to completely and accurately predict the future. Then I could help us all avert disaster, plan for famines and droughts, avoid stock market crashes and invest so that everyone would make money and eliminate poverty but I would not tell anyone who would win future Super Bowls and World Series. Sorry about that!
Fried fish almondine, green beans, rice casserole, bread roll, and Diet Dr. Pepper.
I am either a spy or I run an advertising agency. You decide.
I will be a RoadWarrior and my date a will be a witch.
After handing out candy to trick or treaters there will be a little adult Halloween party tonight that I will attend with a lady friend I have been seeing.
If one is married, engaged or in a committed monogamous relationship it is cheating.
I like the SURPRISE!


....lingerie and a hand gun are always fun!