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ArtMan
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 55
United States

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So the two of you are about 19 years old right? He is probably still a little immature. Girls mature faster but you are getting to the age where guys start to catch up in that area. Give him a little time, a little space, and act as if nothing is wrong. If he has feelings for you they will eventually come out of him.
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Wrap up entirely in tinfoil so that your dreams are not read while you sleep.


Five Russian mobsters and a Croatian hitman blackmailed me into using mine.
In this case the women might have to lay an egg and sit on a nest until the egg hatches.
I think a well worded civil message on behalf of our fellow Lush members who have had their stories plagiarized would be quite appropriate. Most of these other sites may actually be appreciative as they most likely have the same disdain for plagiarism as we all do. Most of them most likely have no idea that their site was used to place a plagiarized story. Keep it civil and you will probably get the best results.
I suggest you guys try this with your lady. It is a very erotic experience.
Cumming helps my attitude and keeps me in good spirits therefore I find the energy to do what I need to do.
Those pants hanging down is a rather disgusting low class fashion that I believe started in prison, where belts are not allowed. I do believe that fashion does make a statement. It says that the wearer takes it up the ass.

Lois Lane and Buz are right on skinny jeans for men. That does make the guy look very feminine.

Right now I can't think of any women's fashions that bother me. I do enjoy and appreciate short skirts and low cut blouses.
Do I need to quit promoting the stereotype that all Ausse women have delicious tight asses, big boobs. long blond hair and gorgeous faces? Maybe I should toss in a few sexy dark haired ladies?
Totally bald is getting a little boring. I like to see a little creativity.
Female writers can have multiple orgasms. Male writers can only dream about that.
Don't get into an argument with your lover when she has you handcuffed to the bed at your own place...she might leave and take the keys home with her.
Gymnast women and circus performing women do that all the time...
Twice divorced. Both of them fucked their attorney and they tried to take me to the cleaners (financially). One cheated with a supposed good friend and and her rotten filthy attorney and her got away with some of my family inheritance. You can imagine how I feel about marriage.

The main problem with proposing is that she might actually say yes.
Talk about the desire to vent some anger, I have two ex-wives. Going absolutely postal could have been a real possibility but one must exert severe self control.
I rather enjoy an entire squad of hot commando ladies donning ultra mini skirts!
There are several great sites. Just Google "free porn" and have your pick. Keez Movies is a good one. Also Dans Movies.
What size? Would it matter? I'd stay inside at home alone and not let anyone in.
My stories may or may not be based in fact. They might be total fiction or based in fact. I will not tell.

I enjoy reading true stories and fiction equally.
I am not going to insult someone else's story or writing nor give them a cheap bad score. If I comment and vote I like the story, if not I move on to another one.
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Make sure that there are condoms easily available! a nice assortment in like some colorful fiesta bowls in each room where the action might be taking place, for example. smile


That is a great idea from Sprite.

Also put down some plastic sheeting over foam mattresses and have everyone get naked and pour and rub baby oil all over each other and let the fun begin...
I don't have a Facebook account. I use other people's Facebook accounts.
I want directions to Chefkathleen's house!

It's a dateless Saturday night...a single with cheese all the way, fries, a small chili and a chocolate frosty from Wendy's.