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AshenShugar8888
Over 90 days ago
Heteroflexible Male, 52
0 miles · Shepparton
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The phrase "It's cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey", came from back in the day, when travel between continents was by sailing ship, and for defense of the ship they used cannons, so the balls for the cannons were stored beside them, on a metal plaque call a brass monkey, now due to weather conditions, whether hot or cold, caused the brass plaque to flex and bow, which in turn made the cannon balls to roll off it, hence the phrase we use sometimes today.
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Very sad to say at 43, l have never had the pleasure, of going down on a Lady, only ever known 3 women, 2 of them as FWB's, the other was more girlfriend/boyfriend, with me getting her off with my fingers only, while leaving me high n dry, even tried to give her oral once, but she didn't want or liked me to and got me up from between her legs so fast, (in less than a minute of getting to inhale her scent let alone feasting on her treasure), then told to go wash my face, before she would even cuddle, let alone kiss me, an it was all due to her having a bad experience with her older sisters boyfriend, unable to recall, if he was current or an ex boyfriend, at the time, lol.
Now then if nobody believes me that l have not had that pleasure as yet, am willing to take a poly test to prove it, lol, l just never picked up the instincts to pursue the ladies, and over the years have resigned myself to believing that l am only meant to have those 3 ladies, so if l die any time soon for whatever reasons, l will die with my face & tongue still a cunnilingus virgin, very sad frownie face, lmao.
Still if am lucky enough to get a lady to want me to give her an Australian kiss, similar to a French kiss only down under, lol, will be only too happy to do so, just as long as where l am feasting is clean shaven, with a full brazilien wax, be as smooth as a...... l'm sure you get the picture, so to answer the question, l do not know if l like giving oral to a lady as yet, hopefully one day l will get to experience that pleasure, then l will be able to answer fully yes l like it, love it, no l don't like it or other. Cheers.
Now then if nobody believes me that l have not had that pleasure as yet, am willing to take a poly test to prove it, lol, l just never picked up the instincts to pursue the ladies, and over the years have resigned myself to believing that l am only meant to have those 3 ladies, so if l die any time soon for whatever reasons, l will die with my face & tongue still a cunnilingus virgin, very sad frownie face, lmao.
Still if am lucky enough to get a lady to want me to give her an Australian kiss, similar to a French kiss only down under, lol, will be only too happy to do so, just as long as where l am feasting is clean shaven, with a full brazilien wax, be as smooth as a...... l'm sure you get the picture, so to answer the question, l do not know if l like giving oral to a lady as yet, hopefully one day l will get to experience that pleasure, then l will be able to answer fully yes l like it, love it, no l don't like it or other. Cheers.
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Listed name/nickname: Adventurous
Real name: Accepting
Preferred name: Intense
Last name: Evolving
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l have found that Size Queens always prefer large cocks, and the bigger the better, lol, where as l love the whole package of her, boobs n butts as much as l love them too, maketh not the whole lady, isn't that right my Empress, lmao
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Quote by 69Kisses96
Well, I suppose that if they don't have enough sense to come in from the rain, evolution happens.
Lmao, so very true
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fuck on first dates? [full sentence is Do you fuck on first dates?]
can feel your tits?
can see your tits
cumming on your tits
cumming on your face
cumming in your hair!
already fucked your family!
your {insert family member} fucks better
you me car-park now - Aussie slang for fist fighting,
she says to him, "My pinkie finger's bigger" meaning his cock
"Is that a cock?
"Call that a cock"
"l've seen bigger cocks"
that cum on you?
coffee, tea or me
can feel your tits?
can see your tits
cumming on your tits
cumming on your face
cumming in your hair!
already fucked your family!
your {insert family member} fucks better
you me car-park now - Aussie slang for fist fighting,
she says to him, "My pinkie finger's bigger" meaning his cock
"Is that a cock?
"Call that a cock"
"l've seen bigger cocks"
that cum on you?
coffee, tea or me
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Quote by 69Kisses96
Actually, it had more to do with those who made the hats rather than those who wore them. They were exposed all day, every day, while the customer usually only wore the hat while outdoors.
So what happens when the Gentleman wearing his top hat out in the rain for long periods of time, where does the mercury go then????
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the term mad as a hatter, came from back in the day, when gentlemen wore top hats, the hats were stiffened with mercury, which in turn leeched into the the mans head, effectively blood poisoning him, sending him mad.