They'd spent the morning at the spa, the afternoon eating overpriced tapas and splitting bottles of crisp white wine before they enjoyed an elegant 3-course meal in the fancy resort restaurant, and now they were relaxing in the resort's hot tub, watching the sunset burn into the mountains. The tub itself was absurdly decadent—better suited for a Caligulan orgy than the wholesome brochure families who populated the rest of...