Treat it like a game
That's great Tech.
Set a prize for the winner. Who gets the craziest or wriedest or something. I like the game part.
Going to use that.
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Last part 1st.
Little fur ball needs a trim. Have a few drinks, tie her up and trim it or shave it. All with permission of corse.
Make it fun - tease, toys and Muhahaha.
This may help take care of the 1st queation. While your doing this ask question of her, about her. What she wants done, with someone else or something else.
Bat
Little fur ball needs a trim. Have a few drinks, tie her up and trim it or shave it. All with permission of corse.
Make it fun - tease, toys and Muhahaha.
This may help take care of the 1st queation. While your doing this ask question of her, about her. What she wants done, with someone else or something else.
Bat
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A Mexican woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker were in Mexico arguing
about which place had the toughest trees. The Mexican woodpecker claimed
Mexico had a tree that no woodpecker could peck.
The Canadian woodpecker accepted his challenge and promptly pecked a
hole in the tree with no problem. The Mexican woodpecker was amazed.
The Canadian woodpecker then challenged the Mexican woodpecker to peck
a tree in Canada that was absolutely 'im-peckable' (a term woodpeckers
like to use). The Mexican woodpecker expressed confidence that he could
do it and accepted the challenge.
The two flew to Canada where the Mexican woodpecker successfully pecked
the so-called 'im-peckable' tree almost without breaking a sweat.
Both woodpeckers were now terribly confused. How is it that the Canadian
woodpecker was able to peck the Mexican tree, and the Mexican woodpecker
was able to peck the Canadian tree, yet neither was able to peck the tree
in their own country?
After much woodpecker pondering, they both came to the same conclusion:
Apparently, your pecker gets harder when you're away from home.
Bat
about which place had the toughest trees. The Mexican woodpecker claimed
Mexico had a tree that no woodpecker could peck.
The Canadian woodpecker accepted his challenge and promptly pecked a
hole in the tree with no problem. The Mexican woodpecker was amazed.
The Canadian woodpecker then challenged the Mexican woodpecker to peck
a tree in Canada that was absolutely 'im-peckable' (a term woodpeckers
like to use). The Mexican woodpecker expressed confidence that he could
do it and accepted the challenge.
The two flew to Canada where the Mexican woodpecker successfully pecked
the so-called 'im-peckable' tree almost without breaking a sweat.
Both woodpeckers were now terribly confused. How is it that the Canadian
woodpecker was able to peck the Mexican tree, and the Mexican woodpecker
was able to peck the Canadian tree, yet neither was able to peck the tree
in their own country?
After much woodpecker pondering, they both came to the same conclusion:
Apparently, your pecker gets harder when you're away from home.
Bat
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IT WAS SO COLD THAT.....
1. We had to stop eating with metal cutlery. Some people walked around for days with spoons or forks stuck to their tongues!
2. Hitchhikers were holding up pictures of thumbs!
3. Roosters were rushing into Kentucky Fried Chicken and begging to use the pressure cooker!
4. When I dialed 911, a recorded message said to phone back in the Spring!
5. The optician was giving away free ice scrapers with every new paid of eyeglasses!
6. Kids were using a new excuse to stay up late: "But Mom, my pj's haven't thawed out yet!"
7. Pickpockets were sticking their hands in strangers pockets just to keep them warm!
8. The squirrels in the park were throwing themselves at an electric fence!
9. Grandpa's teeth were chattering - in the glass!
10. The dogs were wearing cats instead of chasing them!
11. Starbucks was serving coffee on a stick!
12. Levi Strauss started manufacturing electric jeans!
13. The rats were bribing the alley cats for a snuggle!
14. We had to carry around hammers and chisels so we could get out of our parkas!
15. When the cows were milked, we got ice cream! Milking the brown cows, we got chocolate ice cream!
16. Playboy magazine stopped publishing because no women would take their clothes off!
Bat
1. We had to stop eating with metal cutlery. Some people walked around for days with spoons or forks stuck to their tongues!
2. Hitchhikers were holding up pictures of thumbs!
3. Roosters were rushing into Kentucky Fried Chicken and begging to use the pressure cooker!
4. When I dialed 911, a recorded message said to phone back in the Spring!
5. The optician was giving away free ice scrapers with every new paid of eyeglasses!
6. Kids were using a new excuse to stay up late: "But Mom, my pj's haven't thawed out yet!"
7. Pickpockets were sticking their hands in strangers pockets just to keep them warm!
8. The squirrels in the park were throwing themselves at an electric fence!
9. Grandpa's teeth were chattering - in the glass!
10. The dogs were wearing cats instead of chasing them!
11. Starbucks was serving coffee on a stick!
12. Levi Strauss started manufacturing electric jeans!
13. The rats were bribing the alley cats for a snuggle!
14. We had to carry around hammers and chisels so we could get out of our parkas!
15. When the cows were milked, we got ice cream! Milking the brown cows, we got chocolate ice cream!
16. Playboy magazine stopped publishing because no women would take their clothes off!
Bat
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True Meaning of Temperatures in North Dakota
60 above zero: Floridians turn on the heat.
People in North Dakota plant gardens.
50 above zero: Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in North Dakota sunbathe.
40 above zero: Italian & English cars won't start.
People in North Dakota drive with the windows down.
32 above zero: Distilled water freezes.
The water in North Dakota gets thicker.
20 above zero: Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in North Dakota throw on a flannel shirt.
15 above zero: New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in North Dakota have the last cookout before it gets cold.
Zero: People in Miami all die from shivering.
People in North Dakota close the windows.
10 below zero: Californians fly away to Mexico
People in North Dakota get out their winter coats.
25 below zero: Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in North Dakota are selling cookies door to door.
40 below zero: Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in North Dakota let the dogs sleep indoors.
100 below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
North Dakotan's get upset because they can't start the Mini-Van.
460 below zero: ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale.)
People in North Dakota start saying..."Cold 'nuff fer ya?"
500 below zero: Hell freezes over.
North Dakota public schools will open 2 hours late.
You have to laugh about the weather because if we would cry about it our tears would freeze instantly!
Stay warm!
and safe
Bat
60 above zero: Floridians turn on the heat.
People in North Dakota plant gardens.
50 above zero: Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in North Dakota sunbathe.
40 above zero: Italian & English cars won't start.
People in North Dakota drive with the windows down.
32 above zero: Distilled water freezes.
The water in North Dakota gets thicker.
20 above zero: Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in North Dakota throw on a flannel shirt.
15 above zero: New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in North Dakota have the last cookout before it gets cold.
Zero: People in Miami all die from shivering.
People in North Dakota close the windows.
10 below zero: Californians fly away to Mexico
People in North Dakota get out their winter coats.
25 below zero: Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in North Dakota are selling cookies door to door.
40 below zero: Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in North Dakota let the dogs sleep indoors.
100 below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
North Dakotan's get upset because they can't start the Mini-Van.
460 below zero: ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale.)
People in North Dakota start saying..."Cold 'nuff fer ya?"
500 below zero: Hell freezes over.
North Dakota public schools will open 2 hours late.
You have to laugh about the weather because if we would cry about it our tears would freeze instantly!
Stay warm!
and safe
Bat
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Morning Camper, Barbie.
I like the new and the old Av.
Now rereading this, I noticed 2 people I would never thought would do a 3-way.
Did anyone else note those 2?
Interesting how we look at someone.
Now I on the other hand would love to try either way with B.
Bat
I like the new and the old Av.
Now rereading this, I noticed 2 people I would never thought would do a 3-way.
Did anyone else note those 2?
Interesting how we look at someone.
Now I on the other hand would love to try either way with B.
Bat
