The wicked witch has left the building
But not befor managing to wake all 4 kids and myself
Who fucking hums and sings at 4am in the bloody morning?
Shut the damn door to the bathroom while putting on your makeup and don't turn on every single fucking light in the house
Grrrrrrrr,,well at least that's it for this year.
Peace will once again reign at naughty mansion
Mother in laws....... I don't think I really need to expand on that apart from this one little thing....
You twisted, manipulating bitch. Do Not try that with me. I will call you on your shit and I will do it in front of your son.
Let's be quite clear, he is my husband, they're my children and this is my house. Take your controlling little games else where. I may look like butter wouldn't melt in my mouth, but if you push me rest assured that I will push back.
On occasion when the mood strikes
Actually the mood struck while wearing my evening gown, the very same one in my av picture..
I loved whispering in my mans ear as he opened the door to the venue that I was sans panties.
The look on his face and the way he kept checking out my arse was quite rewarding
2.25 but I had read this before. If it was something that I hadn't read I would be slower..perhaps another minute or two
Joining a harem. I love all those filmy veils
Show you how to be a lot Naughty ;)
All my toys were given to me by my husband. Lol I know when I see a brown paper bag in his hand and a goofy look on his face that I'm in for a good time
Reading a romance novel, such a romantic face and pose
Out of the blue with no sexual teasing.......?
I'm going to be annoyed at the very least
Getting out my camera and frolicking on the beach
Haven't had it done but like some others ...the idea intrigues me....
A martini. Hope he likes em shaken and not stirred
French vanilla and rose tea
Triathlons, that way I get to do my 3 favourite things
Jealousy. Unfortunately it tends to make people bitchy
I read through your page. Loved it.
My mums favourite saying was 'let it slide like water off a ducks back' or penguins if you prefer;)
Have generally hated it in any context, along with certain other choice words which I'm sure we are all aware of.
Only a few people have that ability to say certain things in a way that leaves me laughing rather than curling my lip in distaste. When it's said with affection and humour in the right situation then I'm fine with it. In fact a friend made a comment to me the other day that had me grinning and shaking my head at his gall
He called me his '..über-bitch. Premier Devision' now who's not going to laugh at the sheer cockiness of that?
I find it's all in the delivery and tone.
Hearing something funny and laughing till my sides hurt and my cheeks ache.
I can't help but admire those people that decide to follow their hearts and live their lives as they need to..
Never be ashamed for who you are Lorelei.
I wish you every happiness
Pretty much anything where we get to enjoy ourselves
I love going to the movies
Bike riding
Anything at all to do with the beach and the water, in, on or under it
I've just taken up rowing so that eventually we will be able to do that together as well
To be honest, with 4 kids, it's anything where it's just the two of us lol more often than not that's falling asleep in front of the tv after a busy day, but I can dream of a time when we can do things just the two of us
definitely complain
Im not paying extra for wiggley things in my soup!
The reaction of the staff would decide whether or not I continue the meal
Munching on maltesers after a hard training session.
I know, I know it kind of defeats the whole purpose of running but hell they taste so good!
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Nice tits gorgeous, what size are those babies?
I'm fortunate to have a man who also loves when I lose control like this
I've met up with a lovely friend and had a great afternoon and I could see myself meeting up with several other friends, for a coffee and chat..lol or maybe a sexy dance on the table top.....yes you know who you are Miss sweetness!
Not sure I'd ever add the complication of sex into the mix........
But I do have this reoccurring fantasy of playing footsie under the table with a certain someone.....so as others have said
Never say never
Have tried it and its an interesting perspective but not high on my list of sexual positions