Yep, shopaholic.
You are wearing black underwear
Pussy cats love being stroked
I'll kiss above happily but im gonna be cheeky and look below too
Above. 100%. All. Night. Long.
Unfortunately its gonna take 2 weeks for a replacement phone
Kiss, maybe a little lick too ;p
Lick, kiss and a whole bunch more
Unfortunately you dropped your phone down the toilet and broke it
Sorry gorgeous, im gonna have to take care of that throne from you ;)
Well if he's into pleasing ladies, i'll take some of that ;)
Anything is better than nothing
Only when the outfit demands it!
TPBM loves women in thongs
Not particulaly lol
TPBM has self satisfied while thinking of another Lush member
Stalker ;p but still handsome
Incorrect, who hasnt been skinny dipping?!
TPBM had sex last night
You can stop searching, you found me ;)
Unfortunately the aliens forget where they left him