True cause I won the last one in Tampa.
I am in a wheelchair
Little cool in Sunny Florida
Pat on the back of the shoulder.
Cats. My daughter has one that's in hear and she screams all night. Hate that thing.
How in the world did you get here?
People who take handicap parking spots when all they have is a hangnail
Women who just talk a good show until they meet you in person
All these threads are good for is building up your numbers.
Like two drops in a bucket, fuck it!
I'm so glad you took pity on my last night. Thanks for a wonderful time. I haven't had sex like that in years.
Well according to the Bible, if you have lust in your heart, then it's adultry, so yes it is.
I hate these threads like this...
If you can't eat it, drink it, or fuck it, piss on it.
How in the Hell did you get in here?
I ban her because I'm just stupid
Just waking up alive, and the quiet part of the day
I don't know if I'm the last or not, but I've been here/
Oh yes, love to do everything with my special ladies