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BigPuss
Over 90 days ago
Lesbian Female, 45
United States

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I wouldn't be comfortable with it, but relationships are built on trust so I'd say nothing.7qIp6L4VM3mdtKQ8
Breathe Through My Ears Lyrics

Now I don't own a mantion, just an old caravan,
That's been 'round Australia, four times,
And I'm not all that handsome, and I burn, I don't tan,
And I'd rather drink beer, than drink wine,
I don't play much sport, except for snooker, and darts,
And I worry, 'bout losin' me hair,
But I've got a tongue, that's ten inches long,
And I've learned to breathe, through me ears.

I'm not all that tall, I've got no class at all,
But I can make, almost any girl swoon,
I can't fight for shit, in fact I cry, if I'm hit,
But I can lick, any cunt, in the room,
I buy all me gear, from St. Vincent to Paul,
I'm not trendy, but I don't really care,
'Cause I've got a tongue, that's ten inches long,
And I've learned to breathe, through me ears.

I was born with fuck all, and I'll die just as poor,
Still the sheilas, keep hangin', around,
They giggle, and the riggle, and they sigh and they moan,
As I just sit there, just lickin' me brow,
I don't need much bread, but I'm always well fed,
Though I haven't worked now, in years,
'Cause I've got a tongue, that's ten inches long,
And I've learned to breathe, through me ears.

Yes I've got a tongue, hehehehe, that's ten inches long,
And I've learned to breathe, through me ears.


Always makes me laugh
Quote by BadCompany
Coke...even better with some jack in it

I am sick of being an

MAGNET

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Quote by hayley
there is no easy answer.... sometimes it comes upfront ... sometimes it comes little by little... sometimes u hold back because every indication is it's not welcome.... that's when relationship questions become soooo hard..


Well put.prshxNzamZI5z5K5
Quote by daddysweetheart


I know...I agree.

I'm sick of explaining myself and having people say I should behave like be this or this or feel this way.
Or I should do this.
Toxic shame is ******** bitch ...

I also get jealous of others when I feel threatened.

Bad side affect because I'm scared to be abandoned or rejected and I don't deal with those well.

Not sure if from toxic shame or an absentee unloving father..

Who I kinda hate....

No..I hate completely.

You're spineless coward piece of shit who does not deserve to be called a father.

It's insulting to those who are real fathers who love and care properly for their children.



You appear to be a bright sensative lady. These are wonderful qualities.

Don't dwell or wonder about the past - learn from it.

Love yourself.

If people can't see you for who you are then they are not worth your time - focus on those that can and love you.

Life is short, fear nothing and enjoy what you have and persue what you want and need.

Your father's absences is not a loss but a benefit. He was obviously not worthy of you.

All the best.
Quote by Dani
As far as your other questions go, that has to do with your psyche and past trauma.


I agree with this and I believe it not only impacts on you being a Dom or a Sub. IMO you're early life experience have a considerable determining effect on how you turn out.NWnAuNpO17TZhoX1
These are OK for the beach. They are called thongs in Australia.fHhCVRGu1YCbbb4D



Quote by Dani
Are these the only options?


How about:

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Granted and I wish the next person would spoil my wish.6AEvHKoPJ96kMLWe
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Didn't even get the cum, just worked him up then he had to run back on stage for the money shot!


The one that is in front of me at the time.m4vDlU1Z5ogSoArp
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Not only that, some of the audience applauded, I think the one's who didn't were furiously beating their meat!


A standing ovation - did you get and Ocsar - sounds like a stellar performance.=d> =d> =d>
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No. I deliberately keep clear of places where that might happen. Had a bad experience a few years ago and I still get on edge in crowds. Guys that do it are complete assholes.


And that is why it is totally unacceptable
Dilligaf

D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F.
Dilligaf,
and this is what it means:
Do I look like I give a fuck, Dilligaf
Am i being direct enough? Dilligaf
Its just another way of saying I couldnt give a fuckin' rats arse mate, and do I look like I give a fuck? Dilligaf
Do I look like I give a fuck, dilligaf

Its stress relief made easy its simple and it works just say dilligaf when your dealing with fuckin' dickheads wankers and jerks.
An when you go out stick a dilligaf on your t-shirt or your hat and when some cunts givvin' you the shits just point and say read that.

Do I look like I give a fuck, Dilligaf
Am I politically correct enough? Dilligaf
Its just another way of saying I couldnt give a rodents rectum mate, and do I look like I give a fuck? Dilligaf
Do I look like I give a fuck, Dilligaf
am i being direct enough? Dilligaf
Its just another way of saying I couldnt give a fuckin' rats arse mate, and do I look like i give a fuck? Dilligaf
Do I look like I give a fuck, Dilligaf
Sure I'd hand him his gonads - still pulsing and bloody.bsGxH1VwsPbqz3pR
Quote by dpw

Do the gay guys go there as well?
I've had sex in many sex cinemas in various countries. The strangest was giving a blowjob to one of the live acts with all the lights on in San Francisco. There were notices up everywhere saying not to touch the performers but one came off the stage and over to my seat, straddled my legs and gave me a lapdance. Then he brought his cock to my mouth, I looked at him and he smiled and moved forward. What's a guy meant to do?


You cheap slut you.Qw3ZpG1gfEEdmlAf