It's amazing how quickly a night that was supposed to be fun can turn into shit-city.
& fuck work. & fuck being tired. & fuck being broke. & fuck the gym I go to.
Nope. I don't think I have ever talked on the phone with someone that I wanted to secretly masturbate to.
I think it's cute if it is just out of the blue and you aren't expecting it. I guess the spontaneity of getting them is the best part. If it's on a commercial holiday then it isn't that special.
They definitely aren't necessary though. They are crazy expensive.