Tarzan was horny for his Jane
Scantily dressed, she was hardly plain
With need, he gripped his vine too tight
It erupted gooey and white
She asked, "when will you be ready again?"
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There was a slut from Nashville
In his bed he did lay
Daydreaming away
Pondering his luck
I know a horny old maid
Who lay naked there in the shade
Her thighs slightly parted
Per the plan she concocted
Her bosses' wife soon learned she was willing
To take the boss's filling
The professor lusted after a cute coed
His thoughts were really untoward
An 'A' she wanted
The cowgirl rode high in the saddle
Bruising her delicate flower
He offered to kiss it and make it feel better
Delightfully kinky profile
Items used to drop off the "What You've Missed" page after 30 days. It would be nice for that to happen again.
To the bedroom went Heidi and Dee
Lips to lips, hips to hips, knee to knee
No longer could they deny their desires
Their passions like fires
Yes. My wife and I had sex when we were visiting Italy. We were both foreigners there.
I'll pass. However, his companion in the avatar would be a different story.
She enjoyed her loving in threes
Especially when one spread her knees
As she lapped another
Who was joined by his brother
Between her legs there was a chasm
Where many a lad had an orgasm