A lady called Amelia once said
She should really get out of bed
But her lover's leg she was under
With words we can play out a scene
Be they naughty, nice, or mean
Mature ladies have lots to offer
Lads, don't be a scoffer
She flirted and chatted and tarried
Although she was happily married
She called her hubby Cucky
Breakfast first or after?
Isabel liked to play Doctor
And kept latex gloves in her locker
She offered her Mam
To Tom, Dick, and Sam
And her pussy to any who'd fuck her
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Carrie had a New Year's resolution
What a perfect start to a new year.
With that avatar, it has to be a Slippery Nipple.
Dancing in the nude
Is not a'tall lewd
'Cept perhaps in the mall
Tadaaaa!!! ?
Bonjour! Hi! ?
Thanks for stopping by...
Watch it. Your wings are tickling me.
Why does looking at that avatar make me think of Jello shots?
The candy cane she put to good use
Without having to make an excuse
Gave all her lips a peppermint flavor
Redhead (just typing the word gets me excited)
A day without Sunny would be a dark day indeed.
A cockney old wench from Soho
Who Santa called Ho-Ho-Ho