Rob's X-Ray glasses were certified
They nicely revealed Lynn's backside
Without panties, she rode on her bike
Thinking of the fun she'll have tonight
She lifted her tush to see the smear
Whilst shifting to a higher gear
Sometimes one needs masturbation
And seeks a device offering automation
Author, poet, and awesomely sexy lady.
A witchy young woman named *Sprite*
Chanted incantations all night
A hung stud was the result of her spell
Her skirt was indeed quite short
So I hoped, with some glasses of port,
My ears she would warm with her thighs
On Lush, the guys want one thing
It's not to hear the ladies sing
A cute fraulein from Berlin
Said, "Mien Herr, that would be a sin."
A good looking Judge was asked why
It mattered who was straight or Bi