When libidinous feelings abound
Fingers caressing her mound
As long as she’s slick
Slip her the dick
A rough cowgirl from Cheyenne
Rubbed her nipples with cyanine
This gentleman looks like he needs a Single Malt Scotch neat.
A bellini for the Georgia Peach
A cute little thing from Fort Wayne
Her love many sought to attain
But her rules were strict
Very few were ever picked
Another hot chick from Des Moines
Decided to fuck for coin
Heidi and Dee sat watching the sunset
And began to feel a certain kismet
Hands started to wander
Stroking down yonder
A fair-haired girl from Vermont
Had assets that she liked to flaunt
Nude at the door
Waiting for her paramour
New Member
[Welcome to Lush]
Sarah was mightily naughty
With an attitude that was haughty
Oh, but how a paddle could tame her
at the same time inflame her
State ---> Teats
[Yes, I know I didn't change any letters, but I just couldn't resist]
A couple were on their honeymoon,
Too drunk for love was the groom
She sought her own Nirvana
With a curvy red banana
She gripped it tight
With nether lips left and right
Lee-Ann wore a little black dress
But panties she thought were excess
Bare underneath
With no trace of Venus's wreath
I'll see your depth charge and raise you a shot with a beer chaser (A real boilermaker. BTW, I went to Purdue)