I'm pretty good with a hammer and a "screwdriver."
The pile grew to include
More naked ladies and not one dude
Just pussies and tits
N'er calling it quits
Til all were satiated, though unscrewed
Good thing tongues don't cause pregnancy
This girl harbored lots of envy
For things which weren’t as they might be
To plastic surgeon she went
To turn her sweater into a douple tent
Just have to follow Areola with:
Breast