Maryanne and Ginger vied for the Captain
Dancing to music by Clapton
Gilligan looking on
The professor feeling wan
And Skipper got a hard-on
There was a hooker in New York
It's laundry day. Hand over that towel, and let's play.
Maryanne and Ginger vied for the Captain
Dancing to music by Clapton
It does that every time I see you.
She spread her legs widely apart
Be still my pounding heart
As I knelt paying homage
And with full knowledge
This is a great start
Abstainance (just kidding)
Between her legs, she slides her hand
The view of her pussy was grand
As others walk by able to glance
Diane, Lana, and me. Oh yes!
Through the Tunnel of Love, they rode
From there straight to his abode
Even without cards, strip poker they both did lose
That might have been 'cause of the booze
Through the Tunnel of Love they rode
From there straight to his abode
Even without cards, strip poker they both did lose
She's told me "no way" before, but let's try again.
Not that pesky towel again. I'm just wearing sweats. This should be a quick game.
She had a friend whose name was Lu Anne
She wanted to kiss her as much as she can
Too bad for her, Lu Anne was straight
A call girl named Miss Maria
Originally from Korea
Provided an exotic menu
In nearly any venue
A skanky old hag was impure
Though as a miss she was demure
She’d begin with tapas around midnight
Washed down with Dos Equis by moonlight
By dawn she was spent
Somehow her skirt was rent
...And where should I put my hands, I wonder. Game on!
The ante for this hand is a towel.