She preferred her whiskey served neat
And long, hard, and wide his meat
Thanks. I'll pass this on.
Brad
Wow! You are really something.
So many "c" words. How does one choose? Let's go with one of my favorites
Cunnilingus
May I please kiss you down-under?
The last I heard the number was 69.
When she bent down to touch her toes
Her skirt rose exposing both holes
“You expect I’ll believe that,” she giggled.
As at him her boobs she jiggled
While flashing that smile
Like an asp on the Nile
While his snake he did wiggle.
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There was a beautiful lady in New Orleans
Your wings are tickling me.