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BradCarpenter
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male
United States
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It depends. I try to respond to her mood. Some times she wants to get there fast so I try to oblige. Other times she'll let me linger and draw it out, teasing and playing. Those last 20 to 30 minutes before she comes and wants to move on to other things.
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Woodford reserve Double Oaked.
Just finished the dress rehearsal for a play that opens Friday night and I'm celebrating.
Just finished the dress rehearsal for a play that opens Friday night and I'm celebrating.
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I've never had sex with a woman that I didn't marry.
Any wonder why I hang out here?
Any wonder why I hang out here?
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I am cursed by having a degree in engineering, so I know how to do realistic estimates and accurate math. So I could buy a Hyundai Accent, and I've been working on it for 50 years. 
Some of the folks here either have an active imagination or VERY sore privates.WQlMpYM2oMXfywyL
Some of the folks here either have an active imagination or VERY sore privates.WQlMpYM2oMXfywyL
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Quote by simplyjohn
Are you sure about the strengths?
I am sorry the devil made me quote and post this... I just found it so funny.
No offence intended and hello.
Thanks for the catch.
See, this is why we all need someone else to look at our work. We all tend to miss little things in our own writing because we know what we meant. No offense taken
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I recall promising to love, honor, and cherish. But, I didn't say one damn word about going blind.
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Since I'm on the plus side of fifty and I see what gravity and time do, I think many folks are going to regret their youthful tats.
Also, I love looking at the human body in its natural form. So, yes. I'm tired of tattoos.
Also, I love looking at the human body in its natural form. So, yes. I'm tired of tattoos.
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Quote by DragonJLW
She's got it wrong. The only way to do ALL of your laundry is to do it TOTALLY nude.
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I have a little extra bandwidth these days and am willing to edit a story or two.
I am an independent professional editor and a freelance writer (both under my real name.) Also, I am a published author (in another genre) and the co-chair of a writers' group. My strengths are grammar and punctuation, but I'm also very good at catching continuity problems and changes in point-of-view, person, and tense.
I'm not very knowledgeable about LGBT, so I wouldn't be your best choice for editing stories in those categories.
I am an independent professional editor and a freelance writer (both under my real name.) Also, I am a published author (in another genre) and the co-chair of a writers' group. My strengths are grammar and punctuation, but I'm also very good at catching continuity problems and changes in point-of-view, person, and tense.
I'm not very knowledgeable about LGBT, so I wouldn't be your best choice for editing stories in those categories.
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How openly do you talk about sex or share your sexual activities with your circle of friends or family?
With real world friends, only obliquely.
With Lush friends, sure.
With family, are you kidding? Think about it; we hide the very same things from our kids that we hide from our parents.
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I hope this works....
(It did not.....FAIL!!!!)
Glasses
You need 20 posts before you can post a picture.
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Quote by JohnSmith10
I am yet to see the movie Frozen and I'm pretty sure everyone has done that!
How did I forget to put that one on my list? I'm so glad my kids are grown.
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Illegal drugs, including the ones that are now legal in some states. And I was in college in the '60s.
Threesome
Full swap
Anal
Cum in a mouth (It is on my bucket list, but I doubt that my wife has a corresponding entry on hers.)
Threesome
Full swap
Anal
Cum in a mouth (It is on my bucket list, but I doubt that my wife has a corresponding entry on hers.)
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Hi. I'm Brad and I'm a thread killer.ecVazOfkZ10079gn
Actually, I just found out.
Actually, I just found out.
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Beautiful, I especially like that it's not mowed too short. We're a little too high for final, though. Lets take another pass around the box and line up to grease it in.
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It's something that I'd want to do on my death bed. No, I'm not being morbid or macabre. It's just that If I did this, my wife would kill me on the spot.
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I'll start by assuming that you do not have cleanliness issues.
Like some of the other commenters, all I need to convince me is access. I love licking a pussy.
As to advice, maybe you could suggest an exchange. offer him a minute of cock sucking for every minute of pussy eating. Bonus: orgasm for orgasm.
Once he tastes you, he will likely find he loves eating you.
Of course, there is a possibility that he is a "digestive exit."
Like some of the other commenters, all I need to convince me is access. I love licking a pussy.
As to advice, maybe you could suggest an exchange. offer him a minute of cock sucking for every minute of pussy eating. Bonus: orgasm for orgasm.
Once he tastes you, he will likely find he loves eating you.
Of course, there is a possibility that he is a "digestive exit."
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What are the best and worst comments a lover has made during sex.
Worst: I was in the Air Force and while we were making love, my ex looked up at me and said, "Is an Ensign the same as a Lieutenant?" One of many reasons she became an ex.
Best: The first time my wife and I made love, as I dropped my boxers and stepped toward the bed, she said with a trembling voice, "Are you going to put THAT in me?" Made me feel twice as long and twice as thick.
Worst: I was in the Air Force and while we were making love, my ex looked up at me and said, "Is an Ensign the same as a Lieutenant?" One of many reasons she became an ex.
Best: The first time my wife and I made love, as I dropped my boxers and stepped toward the bed, she said with a trembling voice, "Are you going to put THAT in me?" Made me feel twice as long and twice as thick.
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Quote by BethanyFrasier
See? this is why we should all be nudists! A woman never knows what she's getting till he's unwrapped! Then if he's 3" long, what are we supposed to do? Start laughing and walk out? No...having arrived at the great unveiling, I'll still fuck him, but it may be the only time, unless he has some other endearing qualities... like a tongue that will not quit! You guys with really short cocks? You'd better develop some alternate skills with which to impress a woman, because... yes, size matters!
Reminds me of an old saying:
Ladies, sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it's going to last until it's all over.
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My wife says she always thought these flowers looked like they had dicks.
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Lingerie is nice when she dons it minutes before I remove it. However, it is much nicer if she wears it while we are spending time together before bed. Say like watching a movie at home. It lengthens the tease. What I want is right there and somewhat visible, but I can't have it yet. It becomes part of the foreplay, even if we don't touch. Remember that the word starts with linger.
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At the risk of revealing way too much about me and my age, Reba McEntire with Brooks and Dunn in the '90s and before that the Stones in 1966.
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Rose Hulman (engineering college) has no sorority residences because Terre Haute, Indiana, charges homes with multiple women a brothel tax.
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I remember one friend who I saw while we were all skinny dipping in her and her husbands pool. That event was especially memorable because she had her pubic hairs trimmed into a heart. I had a chance to get a blow job and to screw her on another occasion. Unfortunately, I was too drunk to follow through with either. Bummer.