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Bunny12
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 62
United States
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I actually shaved a cat just like that picture once! I used to be a dog groomer when I was a teenager and a friends cat somehow got into the space between their attic and drop ceiling and did not come out for a week. When it did it's fur was matted with all kinds of crud and I had to shave her down it wasn't a pretty procedure or sight after but kitty was all cleaned up and really pissed off! LOL
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While dinning in the Red Lobster last week my 20 year old god daughter fashioned the image of a crab on her plate with left over rice and shrimp tales. The restaurant manager was so impressed with her artistic expression he took it around and showed everyone. Just proves you can take the girl out of Baltimore but you can't take the crab outta the girl! LOL (Baltimore famous for steamed crabs where we're originally from) Furthest back I can remember is playing with applesauce in my highchair in grandma's kitchen maybe about age 2.
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Truly nice guys are wonderful! Most nice guys though have hidden agendas. The niceness is simply a vehicle to get them what they want because they lack the testicular fortitude to just take what they want at least that has been my personal experience over and over!
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I have many different types of orgasms. A lite flutter like a butterfly to hard enough to make my legs jump in the air. There clitoral ones, g=spot ones, anal ones, squirting ones, combinations of all of the above ones the list goes on. Seems once I get really worked up I just keep cumming rolling from one kind of orgasm to the next. Toys and fantasizing about my fav hot guy can prolong things too as well as several types of specialty lubricants. Really can't get enough! hehehe
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Fair Game
Why do they all think when you left I am fair game.
Like they think my feelings for you just aren’t the same.
Just because you are gone doesn’t mean you still don’t own my heart.
There is a big piece of it that is all yours yes you totally own that part.
Because when I say “always” to me it means forever.
And I know I will never find anyone any better.
You would think it is open hunting season on rabbits.
Like at this point in my life I would change all my habits? (NOT)
I’ve been accused of playing emotional games.
But I really think most of the accusers are insane.
I’m always honest and straight up front.
But I can’t figure out what these guys want.
I’m a married woman and will never be exclusive with any one.
My husband is the only one that really owns me but he lets me have fun.
Why is it that none of these men can ever see?
That although there is more than one, they all mean so much to me.
You would think that because we are only online.
There would not be so much confusion in their minds.
But I suppose lust can make you do lots of crazy things.
Because I’m a married girl there will never be any strings.
Yes we can love and be very close.
I will have only a few that I like the most.
I will play with many but only those special few.
Will receive my favors and make my lust brew.
I really wish they would learn to appreciate.
That being one of my favorites is really a pleasant fate.
That there is no competition between my favs.
So please settle down and try to behave!
I am a free spirit that can never ever be tamed.
Try to cage me and my anger will become inflamed.
Accept me as I am and you will see.
You will have no better lover than me!
Why do they all think when you left I am fair game.
Like they think my feelings for you just aren’t the same.
Just because you are gone doesn’t mean you still don’t own my heart.
There is a big piece of it that is all yours yes you totally own that part.
Because when I say “always” to me it means forever.
And I know I will never find anyone any better.
You would think it is open hunting season on rabbits.
Like at this point in my life I would change all my habits? (NOT)
I’ve been accused of playing emotional games.
But I really think most of the accusers are insane.
I’m always honest and straight up front.
But I can’t figure out what these guys want.
I’m a married woman and will never be exclusive with any one.
My husband is the only one that really owns me but he lets me have fun.
Why is it that none of these men can ever see?
That although there is more than one, they all mean so much to me.
You would think that because we are only online.
There would not be so much confusion in their minds.
But I suppose lust can make you do lots of crazy things.
Because I’m a married girl there will never be any strings.
Yes we can love and be very close.
I will have only a few that I like the most.
I will play with many but only those special few.
Will receive my favors and make my lust brew.
I really wish they would learn to appreciate.
That being one of my favorites is really a pleasant fate.
That there is no competition between my favs.
So please settle down and try to behave!
I am a free spirit that can never ever be tamed.
Try to cage me and my anger will become inflamed.
Accept me as I am and you will see.
You will have no better lover than me!
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Quote by VanGogh
ben wa balls
definitely works ... but take them out before urinating. They have been known to crack porcelain toilets!
Van
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben_Wa_balls
Excellent tip Van thanks I just bought some and haven't tried them yet good to know to save the bowl!
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Quote by niceguy89
Being a fat guy myself, there is no way I could out preform someone that was in shape. At least as far as speed, energy, and yes penis size is a factor. However, the study did state that increased levels of female hormones could make overweight lovers last longer. Which boils down to a longer session with a undesirable partner. So it goes to prove this study is completly pointless.
On a side note to some of the other post before mine.
I do consider myself a "fat geek" that has figured out cunnilingus. (at least in theory because field testing is hard to cum by.)
Hmmm I must have the wrong idea of what a fat guy is? I'm thinking grossly obese and Niceguy89 from what I can see of you, you don't look that fat to me. I LOVE big guys a little buff is nice but big guys rock!
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Don't Turn Around by Ace of Base
Don't turn around
'Cause you're gonna see my heart breaking
Don't turn around
I don't want you seeing me cry
Just walk away
It's tearing me apart that you're leaving
I'm letting you go
But I won't let you know
I wish I could scream out loud
That I love you
I wish I could say to you
Don't go
As he walks away
He feels the pain getting strong
People in your life
They don't know what's going on
Too proud to turn around
He's gone
Don't turn around
'Cause you're gonna see my heart breaking
Don't turn around
I don't want you seeing me cry
Just walk away
It's tearing me apart that you're leaving
I'm letting you go
But I won't let you know
I wish I could scream out loud
That I love you
I wish I could say to you
Don't go
As he walks away
He feels the pain getting strong
People in your life
They don't know what's going on
Too proud to turn around
He's gone
