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Buz
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 40
0 miles · Atlanta
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Please don't assume every female has put a wine bottle (or any other type of bottle) inside her. What pleasure would that be??? (don't answer ... )
yuk .....
I just got a bright idea about marketing dildo wine bottles. Maybe vibrating corks? Of course, those probably shouldn't be inserted and opened in the same maneuver. That entertainer lady I saw smoking cigarettes and cigars with her vagina on New Orleans, well, she might could uncork a wine or champagne bottle. OMG! She might could do that and spin her nipple tassles at the same time.
Any investors?
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I have not been to the movie theater since seeing The Revenant there, which I loved. I need to check this thread out more. I usually do NetFlix or Uverse rentals. I recently saw Bridge of Spies and Jason Bourne and I recommend those.
Ash has me intrigued about Neon Demon.
Ash has me intrigued about Neon Demon.
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Why buck a trend that so many love? I'd like to see the next comp based around long sloppy blow jobs reciprocated by wet tongue lashing cunilingus.
Ah hell, maybe some hot sweaty rump romping, too.
It's cold tonight. How about a tall glass of straight bourbon on the rocks?
Ah hell, maybe some hot sweaty rump romping, too.
It's cold tonight. How about a tall glass of straight bourbon on the rocks?
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You shouldn't tempt them to cheat. Cheating and unfaithfulness is lying, unless they are in an open/swing relationship.
If they are married that is something they should honor, and you too. If they decide to end it and get a divorce, then after that they're free game. But if you have an affair and then they get divorced and marry you, how can you ever trust them? How can they ever trust you? Most of those kind of marriages/relationships end badly.
If they are married that is something they should honor, and you too. If they decide to end it and get a divorce, then after that they're free game. But if you have an affair and then they get divorced and marry you, how can you ever trust them? How can they ever trust you? Most of those kind of marriages/relationships end badly.
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To me, the girl pictured in Honeydipped's post does not look natural. That girl looks like she is going through a werewolf changeover. Sorry, but it ain't sexy. Her eyebrows are too masculine. They sure don't need to be tweezed away and by the time your 50, you have no eyebrows at all. The no hair eyebrow, drawn back in look gives one a mannequin face.
The higher above the eye, the eyebrow is, the more feminine it appears. The lower an eyebrow is, makes it more masculine. Men's eyebrows and eyebrow ridge are generally lower than women's. That's what makes that girl pictured at the top left look a bit strange to me. It could be the angle of her face in the picture, though.
The higher above the eye, the eyebrow is, the more feminine it appears. The lower an eyebrow is, makes it more masculine. Men's eyebrows and eyebrow ridge are generally lower than women's. That's what makes that girl pictured at the top left look a bit strange to me. It could be the angle of her face in the picture, though.
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Have him try lido cream to desensitize and extend his actual sex time. Another is using a condom. I cannot have an orgasm with a condom on and will just go until I wear myself out.
I'd think that on second and third rounds he should last much longer. He might want to see his urologist about that.
I'd think that on second and third rounds he should last much longer. He might want to see his urologist about that.
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There are quite a few words that vary from British English to American English. We probably all know about humour and humor. And in Annamique's story it was realise and realize. Realise is correct for her.
Also, there are words that use two l's in British English and just one l in American English.
On the L's"
British - American
cancelled - canceled
cancelling - canceling
levelled - leveled
levelling - leveling
quarrelled - quarreled
quarrelling - quarreling
travelled - traveled
travelling - traveling
libelled - libeled
However, British English and American English agree on these words: annulled, controlled, patrolled, extolled, and enrolled.
It can be a lot to keep up with but we're all doing our best. So if anyone notices that in verifying we've edited a word incorrectly, please let us know. I for one, know I'm fallible. I think that's two l's in fallible, though my spell checker is showing it is incorrect. I'm sticking with two.
Also, there are words that use two l's in British English and just one l in American English.
On the L's"
British - American
cancelled - canceled
cancelling - canceling
levelled - leveled
levelling - leveling
quarrelled - quarreled
quarrelling - quarreling
travelled - traveled
travelling - traveling
libelled - libeled
However, British English and American English agree on these words: annulled, controlled, patrolled, extolled, and enrolled.
It can be a lot to keep up with but we're all doing our best. So if anyone notices that in verifying we've edited a word incorrectly, please let us know. I for one, know I'm fallible. I think that's two l's in fallible, though my spell checker is showing it is incorrect. I'm sticking with two.
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Rumpy, that was an interesting game between the Falcons and the Saints. I think the Birds started trying to protect the lead and protect Ryan rather than keep up their aggression, too soon, and it almost cost them. In a rivalry game or any NFL game really, those teams can go on an offensive explosion in such a short amount of time. Especially the Saints offense with Brees at the helm.
Oh well, at least time ran out in the Birds favor and they got the bye for the first round of the play-offs. I need a beer! A cold one! Maybe quite a few beers and some Jaeger chasers. Will you hoist a cold one with me?
Oh well, at least time ran out in the Birds favor and they got the bye for the first round of the play-offs. I need a beer! A cold one! Maybe quite a few beers and some Jaeger chasers. Will you hoist a cold one with me?
