This is interesting. Hypothetically at least. The population of the UK is 65,089,427 as of Saturday, June 11, 2016, based on the latest United Nations estimates.
The estimated population of the US's most populous and politically powerful state, California, is estimated in 2016 to be 39,350,000.
So the UK, if it were to become the 51st state, it would unseat California and have the most Congressional seats and Federal judges. California might not like that. They could even threaten to revive The Bear Republic and secede.
(The 2016 population of the USA is estimated to be 322,762,018.)
Elvis is The King!
He is what he is and was. The right place and the right time only happens when someone LEGENDARY comes along to make that happen.
Many ancient cultures shaved their entire bodies. The ancient Egyptians for one. The ancient Egyptian aristocracy shaved everything, including their heads, and they wore wigs. The rulers even wore fake beards (those goatee like things.) They did it for hygiene and to prevent catching lice and the crabs.
I would much rather a woman shave her face than have a hairy face. Maybe Patoki is into hairy faced women, but I am NOT! As for as their body, I do like a little bit of a trim patch down there. Neatly trimmed and organized, but would rather see it clean shaven than something reminiscent of a tropical rainforest that you'd have to hack through with a machete to go down. Muff diving or carpet munching is one thing but having to do a jungle safari is way too much. Critters could be lying in wait down there. Yuck!
I've already heard that many big time fashion models shave their faces. I've heard make-up models for TV and print ads do also.
Women look much sexier without a fu manchu or goatee. Any type of mustache on a woman really is disgusting. Sorry, but it looks nasty and makes people think that the person is unhygienic. This is the 21st century, we should be well beyond looking like we live in a cave.
It would be au naturale to not trim or pluck nose hairs or ear hairs and just go around with a nostril bush, but people would be rightfuly disgusted.
I tore the tag off the back of the sofa.
I am in agreement with Liz, as I have been very impressed with Burquette's writing. I love it when someone of that caliber joins us.
Also, Kiera, yes, Magical_felix is an excellent author. Actually, a superior writer.
My wife and I enjoyed it very much. We mostly binge watched it one weekend.
Congratulations! That was some awesome work! Great job!
Liz is an amazing author and besides her awesome stories and poems, she is a surprisingly bright and multi-talented person.
a few cups of strong black coffee
a couple of stuffed baked PO-taters and a green salad.
I love a screamer, especially when they are yell out dirty talk, but don't mind them moaning between screams.
I've always thought it meant, "I don't have a triple digit IQ" or "I've got to pee really bad" or both.
I never criticize or tell what's wrong with a story/poem in the public feed. I do that privately. Not all people respond the same or well to public remarks. But a well constructed and helpful message in private to someone usually works nicely. Never mean spirited, as that just announces to the world that the commenter is an egotistical selfish jerk and asshole.
As long as they match and are synchronized.
Notorious? The only time I had sex with a virgin was when she and I de-virginized one another. From that point on we worked at getting better. And from there on out I looked for girls who knew what they were doing and how to go and get it.
Who wants inexperienced? Someone with expert knowledge is a helluva lot more fun. And a few tattoos and piercings on a hot body, oh yeah.... I like woman who does her kegels and talks dirty during sex. A woman who doesn't fake orgasms and won't let you stop until she gets a series of real ones. Sex should be an Olympic sport! The only reason you cuddle afterward is that your arms and legs are too tired to move.
A real woman will share a cigar and a Scotch in bed with you after.
I've had characters trip and fall trying to get their clothes off or bounce around funny making the other one laugh. I had a guy jerking off while peeking over a sand dune at two girls getting it on when his horse became untied and poked him in the butt. He screamed, jumped up with his pants around his ankles and exposed himself to the chicks.
Crazy stuff can and does happen during sex. Just think about real life. I've had a bed break and collapse to the floor in the middle of fucking. Had people walk in and catch us having sex. Once my girlfriend and I were having sex in a 2 seat sportscar in an alley when a homeless person stuck their head in the window and scared the shit out of us. Sure incorporate that into your stories. Have some fun.
That's easy. Multiple orgasms and not having recovery time between fucks.
