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Sprite was Wild Bill Hickok in a previous life. She's much prettier now without the mustache.
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Quote by BethanyFrasier
On the drive down to Florida, my girlfriends and I took turns popping up topless through the sunroof of the car, and when we got there I was in a wet tee-shirt contest, but the most shocking thing that happened was that I didn't get fucked by a single guy the whole time we were there!
I remember that. Y'all passed me in Georgia on the way down and you flashed. I was 16 and almost wrecked my motocross bike. I thought to myself, 'I wonder who that was?'
The wind cried 'Bethany Frasier' 'Bethany Frasier' 'Bethany Frasier'
I thought to myself, 'Hmmmm... Bethany Frasier, I'll remember that name and those tatas.'
:d/
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Pussy, titties, ass, laughs, smiles, eyes, twisty walks, moans, purrs, giggles, that they like their hair pulled and asses smacked, how they scream when you pick them up and toss them over your shoulder as if they were lighter than air, that they think food has no calories if it comes off your plate, how she cuddles up and spoons in my arms at night.
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He might be cheating and he might not be. As the relationship has developed he could just feel like he has lost a lot of himself, his inner privacy. He may just want that back and that does not say anything bad about the relationship. But if he can't have that he might feel invaded and start distancing himself even more which could lead to him leaving the relationship all together.
People have to give each other some space, some room to be their own private human being or they will feel the relationship turn claustrophobic.
If you take that advice and use spy techniques on his phone and computer, etc. and he finds out you'll be history and he'll be more determined than ever to protect his own identity in his next relationship.
Don't try to control, smother or spy on someone if you care about them.
People have to give each other some space, some room to be their own private human being or they will feel the relationship turn claustrophobic.
If you take that advice and use spy techniques on his phone and computer, etc. and he finds out you'll be history and he'll be more determined than ever to protect his own identity in his next relationship.
Don't try to control, smother or spy on someone if you care about them.
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Quote by Liz
If Steph's computer hadn't blown up with all of the filthy European hardcore pornography he has been downloading lately, that's probably what he'd say.
Anyone who knows me will tell you that I'm not the most sociable person on Lush. I can be honest and admit that. I don't spend very much time posting sexy images on other people's profiles or PM'ing people regularly to keep in touch. To be frank, I really struggle to find the time for the little things.
So Liz, does this mean you are subliminally asking for naked pictures of Ron Jeremy?
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REM
The Black Crowes
Colt Ford
Widespread Panic
The Zac Brown Band
Outkast
Ludacris
Jason Aldean
Greg Allman
Lynard Skynard
Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band
Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
Usher
The Georgia Satellites
Collective Soul
Lenny Kravitz
Drivin' N Cryin'
Alan Jackson
Shania Twain
Hank Williams, Jr
George Strait
Brantley Gilbert
Soulja Boy
The Disco Biscuits
The Black Crowes
Colt Ford
Widespread Panic
The Zac Brown Band
Outkast
Ludacris
Jason Aldean
Greg Allman
Lynard Skynard
Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band
Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
Usher
The Georgia Satellites
Collective Soul
Lenny Kravitz
Drivin' N Cryin'
Alan Jackson
Shania Twain
Hank Williams, Jr
George Strait
Brantley Gilbert
Soulja Boy
The Disco Biscuits
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Quote by prairiedogg
I understand your point, but the RRs are way too subjective and usually reflect the interests of the Mod who awards it, rather than a work which is technically superior. Just my opinion.
The strength of the RR system IS the subjectivity. To become a story moderator one has to have already proven their ability. Therefore they are qualified to make choices. With each story mod comes a unique perspective of different tastes that covers our wide variety of story genres. Certainly a story can be technically superior with perfectly placed punctuation and perfect grammar yet be totally boring and drab with a weak plot and characters. The mods choose a Recommended Read story that each feel is great based on as many factors as possible. The best of the best get nominated for an Editors Pick. That story is then voted on by a highly qualified panel. I don't know what percentage is awarded but I would give a rough estimate in the 50% range, maybe slightly higher.
This is a site where amateur writers can learn and expand their ability and knowledge.
I originally joined Lush because the story quality is superior to ALL other erotic story sites, the site is organized much better, it is easy to navigate, plus Lush offers fantastic social interaction.
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I have to wear a suit and tie to work, so I like that to be impeccable, tailored and the cuff links, etc., but you'll never catch me with every hair in place. That ain't me. And as soon as I get home, its cargo pants, jeans or shorts, sneakers or cowboy boots, t-shirts, baseball cap or cowboy hat OR motorcycle gear.
If it is a quality person of good character it doesn't matter what they wear.
If it is a quality person of good character it doesn't matter what they wear.
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Quote by ReaperTess1
I'm having trouble submitting my story too. The spacing keeps changing by itself. Does anyone know why?
That may be a incompatibility issue between software.
If your spaces are closing up, place your cursor at the beginning of the line you want spaced and hit return. Do not hit return from he end of the previous line.
If you you getting too many spaces, then you are going to have to close up each line you need to yourself. Do so at the beginning of the line and hit delete. If you do it at the end of the previous line, it may actually do nothing.
Another thing you can do is paste your story in a pm to your self here on Lush, then try pasting that into the text submission box. That sometimes works.
If you can't get it to work, get whatever you can fixed and submit it. Write a message describing the problem in the Note To Moderators box. We will take it seriously and do what we can. I have the same problem myself when I submit a story or poem.
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The hook-up scenarios on porn are mostly ridiculous and totally unrealistic. A lot of the sex positions too, but still, give them a try. Turn on your camera or get in front of the mirror and give some of those insane positions a go. Its fun to try. You may actually enjoy some or decide they are just too hard to do and silly, but hell when you and your partner are both horny as heel and experimenting that's all good.
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Quote by SereneProdigy
No... watching porn doesn't burn any more calories than simply watching TV or observing birds outside your window, so it won't burn extra calories during your workout.
Even proper intercourse doesn't burn all that many calories on average: around 240 kcal/hour for men, 180 kcal/hour for women, which is comparable to walking at a moderate pace, bowling or playing mini-golf.
That said, I workout at home and it did happen that I watched porn while working out; in these cases, I usually select a playlist of solo-girls videos on my computer while listening to energetic music. It can be fun and motivating, but I really don't think it has much of an impact on my overall performances.
You haven't seen me play mini-golf.
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Quote by Magical_felix
But what if he was only left with the lazy testicle? Like, if he is right handed but now only has a left nut. What then?
A very good question. I'm guessing if you're right handed, your right nut does most of the work, especially when you jerk off right handed. So in order to make that lazy left nut work harder, jerk with the left hand, Or vice versa depending on your dominant side. Because if something happens to one nut, you'll want that other nut to be primed and ready to go.
But I'm not sure which nut works the hardest when you're having sex with someone. That poses the philosophical question about whether or not one nut likes pussy sex and the other nut likes anal sex. And other questions, does your right nut do all the work if you're having sex with a Republican and your left nut does all the work if you're having sex with a Democrat? What about when you're fucking a moderate? Or a Libertarian? And should I just refuse to fuck a member of the Green Party? And getting all these yours and you'res correct is hard on a dyslexic.
I think I'll smoke on it before I go nutty.
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I read a medical article on testicles before that pretty much said that one testicle carries most of the load anyhow. The other serves more as a spare. Which testicle does most of the work is determined by your dominate side. According to the article, a man with one testicle should have about the same sex drive and ability as any other man.