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Buz
3 days ago
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Straight Male, 39
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I always thought it might be a nice touch to dress your goober in a little tuxedo and draw a smily face on the head of it for making dick pics. A little red rose on the lapel would be a nice finishing touch. A classy goober!
If you want to make a sporting statement with your dick pic, try getting a little football jersey for it. But you might want to stay clear of something like the Cardinals or any other birds. Probably make a statement with the Giants, or the Rams, you know something a cock would be proud to be called. You might avoid the Browns, unless your sending it to a guy.
Happy dick picturing!
If you want to make a sporting statement with your dick pic, try getting a little football jersey for it. But you might want to stay clear of something like the Cardinals or any other birds. Probably make a statement with the Giants, or the Rams, you know something a cock would be proud to be called. You might avoid the Browns, unless your sending it to a guy.
Happy dick picturing!
The Linebacker
I don't know of anything the crew can do, unless it is so found they have to ask the passenger to leave the plane. I've been on planes with stinky passengers before and just had to endure it. One time a passenger in front of me had the farts and that went on for the entire trip. It smelled so bad my eyes watered like I was crying and I almost vomited once.
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Quote by stephanie
You are SO still about that... It wasn't your fault. The twins BLUNDERED underneath the bookshelf which collapsed and they died... Accidents happen to even two year olds mate... My wife's mother had a heart attack on scene and died in shock... IT JUST HAPPENED BONO!!! Nobody's fault... On the way to OVERLOOK Hospital the Ambulance careered off the freeway... Nobody's fault... Nobody died... (Actually 24 people did it was fucking carnage... Total pile-up...)
But it's NOT about you not being able to put up a shelf safely in your own house... Nobody blames you... It's not your fault Buzzie... Nobody blames you...... But I remember Stacey and Shane as they reached up for your collection of The New Yorker... (It was something they couldn't imagine...) An ACCIDENT, Dude...
In places like The Iraq little kids die everyday...
Shit Happens...
Forum Mods are NEVER gonna let me get away with this???
xx SF
Buz thought it was funny...
I'm going to attach a combination lock onto your liquor cabinet. Poor Stacey and Shane, they should've known better than to read The New Yorker. That was actually a trap. The world is already overpopulated and we're starting by eliminating readers of The New Yorker. They should've been reading Mad Magazine instead, it's more intellectual. Or my favorites Cigar Aficionodo Magazine or Fight Magazine.
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I don't consider myself skilled enough to do the home improvement projects in the main part of the house that will be on display for guests, so we hire a professional for those. Those need to look really awesome to live up to my wife's standards and specifications. But I did put up the cabinets and build the shelves in the attic and I added on to and built shelves and the work bench in my storage/work building, and did improvements to the detached garage behind the house.
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I don't know of any sites with arbitrary rules. Most sites rules make a lot of sense, like this one. I don't think I could stand to read stories that don't at least have some minimum standard of quality. Story after story of unreadable garbage full of bad grammar and misspellings would not interest me at all. I'm also quite satisfied that , scat and are not allowed here. I think Lush's rules are the reason it is now the most popular erotica site on the internet.
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Tell her the truth. If she needs to lose a few pounds, tell her. If she just needs a firm up tell her that. Like Sprite said, be willing to go to the gym with her. She should also be able to tell you if your stomach is getting too soft and you need to tighten that thing up. If she's going took look good, you should make sure you do also. A few less beers might help.
And while we're at it, is she tries on some clothes and asks, "Does this make me look fat?" and it does, don't be afraid to tell her the truth. But say it tactfully. "That is not flattering of your physique, don't get it." Or "Like the camera, that adds pounds to your look." If she already own it, tell her it doesn't flatter her and to give it to Goodwill or sell it at the consignment shop. If she says she knows she used to look good in it, well... then offer to go to the gym with her.
And while we're at it, is she tries on some clothes and asks, "Does this make me look fat?" and it does, don't be afraid to tell her the truth. But say it tactfully. "That is not flattering of your physique, don't get it." Or "Like the camera, that adds pounds to your look." If she already own it, tell her it doesn't flatter her and to give it to Goodwill or sell it at the consignment shop. If she says she knows she used to look good in it, well... then offer to go to the gym with her.
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Its only in recent times/decades that professional athletes became role models for the way one lives their lives. I don't think professional athletes are good at this. Their calling or their ability, is to be an athlete. In the early 20th century, professional athletes moral image was much closer to that of being a member of a motorcycle gang, so things have really changed. If you're going to put a lot of moral faith in professional athletes then you're going to be disappointed.
Of course it can be argued that with all the money they make, fame, TV commercial they do, then they should be held to a higher standard. Maybe so with all that, but still I think only a very few of them are up to that challenge.
They are great athletes, not great human beings.
Of course it can be argued that with all the money they make, fame, TV commercial they do, then they should be held to a higher standard. Maybe so with all that, but still I think only a very few of them are up to that challenge.
They are great athletes, not great human beings.
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I did some cyber-skydiving while cyber-saving the world the other day. It's awesome being a cyber-superhero.
Oh... got to go.... cyber-aliens are invading cyber-Earth... don't worry, I'll cyber-save y'all.
Uh oh! Those are some scary looking cyber-aliens, hope I didn't cyber-shit in my cyber-pants.
Oh... got to go.... cyber-aliens are invading cyber-Earth... don't worry, I'll cyber-save y'all.
Uh oh! Those are some scary looking cyber-aliens, hope I didn't cyber-shit in my cyber-pants.
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The sex room. The one with the mirror on the ceiling, restraints built into the larger than king sized bed, the sex swing hanging from the ceiling in the corner. one entire wall mirrored, the camera equipment, lube shelf, toy box, and the really large picture window so you can open the curtains and let the neighbors watch.
