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Buz
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 40
0 miles · Atlanta
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My wife has been shaved before but usually wears a landing strip or some little creative shape. She trimmed and shaved it into a diamond while we were engaged. She's also dyed it different colors before. That's pretty fun. Her little trim patch has been blue, green, red, and purple.
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I plan to send my wife a dozen roses to her office, get her 2 cards, one romantic and one funny one, a small box of chocolates (or she'll accuse me of trying to make her get fat), and take her out to nice restaurant for dinner.
If I think of something creative I might toss that in. In fact I would like to think of something new to try. I've done some silly stuff like serenade her, and took her to a strip joint once (she loved it). I've bought her lingerie and given her jewelry in the past.
So what are your plans for Valentines Day?
If I think of something creative I might toss that in. In fact I would like to think of something new to try. I've done some silly stuff like serenade her, and took her to a strip joint once (she loved it). I've bought her lingerie and given her jewelry in the past.
So what are your plans for Valentines Day?
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Quote by PossiblyBaby suits...
Those guys are wearing 'high water pants.' Back in school if your pants were too short, someone would ask, "Are you expecting a flood?"
Those just make the wearer look silly. And a suit with no socks just makes one look like an escapee from the mental ward.
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I enjoy watching the Winter Olympics, but they all look so cold. I do wish there were more head to head racing and competition events. Anything that requires the subjectivity of judges just seems so open to prejudice. I enjoy watching the ice hockey, but folks where I come from don't understand the rules much. Every time we get professional hockey team in Atlanta those damn Canadians steal them. I know its a conspiracy that Dudealicious is behind.
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Quote by SereneProdigy
That is hilarious! This is basically a poll that proves you can't believe anything a Frenchman says. So I bet this was a telephone poll.
'ring, ring, ring'
"Hello"
"Hi there, are you the man of the house?"
"Just a minute and I'll ask my wife....."
"Yes, she says I am the man of the house"
"Good, we are researching men's penis sizes around the world, excluding Africa."
"Good!"
"Good?"
"Yes Good that you are excluding Africa, rumor is they have big ones."
"That's why we excluded them."
"Oh!"
"So sir, how big is your penis?"
"Well, I was just in the pool."
"Oh shrinkage, sorry to hear that, do you need a minute to get it stretched and pulled back to normal?"
"Yes, I'm using my other hand right now."
5 minutes later...
"Are you ready to answer?"
"Yes."
whispers "It's eight and one-half inches."
"Nice, but why are you whispering?"
"I didn't want my wife to hear."
"Well sir, thanks for participating in our poll."
"Oh, you're welcome, please call again."
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If we've just had sex before going out to meet people to do something, we usually shower.
At night when we go to bed, we just cuddle, maybe have some wine, scotch or bourbon, relax naked together and chat, sometimes smoke a cigar, then cuddle again and fall asleep. Shower in the morning when we get up.
Of course if its one of those nights when we've oiled up and fucked on some plastic sheets then we kind of do need to shower before hitting the bad. The same deal if we've used food & fruit all over each other.
At night when we go to bed, we just cuddle, maybe have some wine, scotch or bourbon, relax naked together and chat, sometimes smoke a cigar, then cuddle again and fall asleep. Shower in the morning when we get up.
Of course if its one of those nights when we've oiled up and fucked on some plastic sheets then we kind of do need to shower before hitting the bad. The same deal if we've used food & fruit all over each other.
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Honestly, the best sandwich ever for me was me between my girlfriend, a gorgeous nearly black haired girl and her best friend, a natural blonde, made even blonder through hair coloring. Four tits rubbing me all up and down, my face being buried back and forth between two sets of thighs, and being used over and over until I nearly collapsed from exhaustion. When I eventually married the dark haired girl, the blonde was her maid of honor.
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Quote by CaseyGrae
Relating this back to your question, I think that many men don't realise that they objectify women because it's so easily done. From making a quick comment about a woman's beauty or body, to wolf-whistling at her, to shouting sexual comments at women in the street, and this is an influence of the media. The message that "It's ok to wolf-whistle women, they like the male attention, that's what they crave." which in turn provides the idea that men only think with sex in mind.
I'm sorry if this seems badly thought out, I'm very tired and like I said, I find ideas hard to refine sometimes, Also, I send apologies for the fact that it was a bit long, but well done if you made it to the end!
- G
Don't worry about the length, it was interesting to read. As a guy, I don't feel emotionally illiterate or anything, and will express things whenever I feel the need. I think men and women are wired differently in our brains in many areas. I'd be very disappointed if women were just like men. You're much more interesting, entertaining, and necessary the way you are, which is something I don't understand much of the time.
I don't wolf whistle at women on the street (I do at my wife across the house sometimes, but she's just as likely to do it at me.) Nor do I shout sexual comments at them or make quick comments about their body. My Mom went to great lengths teaching me that 'gentleman don't do that' and showing me how to behave and act like a gentleman. She is one of the all time great Southern Moms.
But, I have several times been wolf whistled at, groped in bars, had suggestive comments made about my body, etc. by women. From my experience women can be super sexually aggressive, and very confident. I didn't mind it so much when I was single but now I'm married and it happens much more now than ever. If possible I just hold up my wedding band finger for them to see and keep walking. There are some that don't care about that and continue their aggressive behavior. It is unwelcome! Why do they do that?
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I've never received a mouth only blow job. That sounds rather boring. Most blow jobs I've received the woman has used her mouth and hands at the same time. Such as fondling my nuts while deepthroating or licking. Quite frankly, my wife combines deep throating, sucking, licking, scrotum licking & tickling, ball sucking, asshole play, stroking, anal licking, and some how manages to get her entire face onto me, even tickling and teasing me with her long hair. And don't forget all the sexy eye contact and noises. There are usually sucking marks on my cock as a result.
