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Buz
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 40
0 miles · Atlanta
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I almost always avoid caffeine after mid-afternoon. I do love to drink 2 of 3 cups of coffee, strong & black, in the morning. I occasionally have a sweet tea or Coca-Cola at lunch, but often just drink water. Sometimes I have sweet tea at supper, but usually water, beer or wine. Caffeine can be quite addictive and I've noticed caffeine addicts get very jittery and often confused, like they are in constant panic mode. Though most of my buddies drink energy drinks, I do not drink those myself.
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Steven Seagall and Jean Claude Van Damme are such terrible actors that I can't bear to see their movies and refuse to. I also can't stand Alec Baldwin, but he does end up in good movies with other actors who are good. His presence does take away from the movie though. Ben Affleck is also a terrible actor. He has only done a decent job of acting once, in Argo. Other than that his characters are not believable. Tom Cruise needs to do love scenes with himself since he is his own main love interest. Can you say extreme narcissism?
The worst actress is easily Cameron Diaz. Horrible! And not attractive at all.
The worst actress is easily Cameron Diaz. Horrible! And not attractive at all.
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I always thought that was rude, plus it can get a guy arrested.
A lot of women are bad to do this also. I really didn't mind most of the time back when I was single, but now I wear a wedding band. I just wish they would be a little more observant before rubbing my crotch or my ass. I step away and raise my wedding ring finger. If my wife sees them, then holy hell! She once grabbed one by the hair and face planted her into a pitcher of beer.
A lot of women are bad to do this also. I really didn't mind most of the time back when I was single, but now I wear a wedding band. I just wish they would be a little more observant before rubbing my crotch or my ass. I step away and raise my wedding ring finger. If my wife sees them, then holy hell! She once grabbed one by the hair and face planted her into a pitcher of beer.
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There's no flagging. As long as you're giving it your best we're actually very excited to help. Sometimes the verification queue gets very long and it takes us a while to whittle it down. But we get to them as fast as we can. There are more of us than there used to be, so we're really getting them verified quicker.
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I have too many meals I love to have one favorite.
• Barbecue baby back ribs, Brunswick stew, and sweet cole slaw, and cold beer.
• Lobster, rice pilaf, and a tossed salad, with a chilled white wine.
• Fried chicken breast, cream corn, green beans, fried green tomatoes, turnip greens, potato salad, cornbread, and sweet tea.
• Pan fried almond crusted rainbow trout, fried green tomatoes, (cracklin') grilled corn on the cob, fluffy buttermilk biscuits w/honey, and sweet tea.
• Italian chicken marsala with mushrooms on linguine noodles, Italian salad with spicy vinagrette dressing, and red wine.
• Low Country Boil (shrimp, sausage, peppers, onions, small round potatoes, and corn on the cobb all boiled together and heavily hot spiced) and cold beer.
• Grilled Japanese vegetables
I'll stop now... I'm hungry!
• Barbecue baby back ribs, Brunswick stew, and sweet cole slaw, and cold beer.
• Lobster, rice pilaf, and a tossed salad, with a chilled white wine.
• Fried chicken breast, cream corn, green beans, fried green tomatoes, turnip greens, potato salad, cornbread, and sweet tea.
• Pan fried almond crusted rainbow trout, fried green tomatoes, (cracklin') grilled corn on the cob, fluffy buttermilk biscuits w/honey, and sweet tea.
• Italian chicken marsala with mushrooms on linguine noodles, Italian salad with spicy vinagrette dressing, and red wine.
• Low Country Boil (shrimp, sausage, peppers, onions, small round potatoes, and corn on the cobb all boiled together and heavily hot spiced) and cold beer.
• Grilled Japanese vegetables
I'll stop now... I'm hungry!
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Anyone on my friend's list can send me a notification, mass notification or private, it doesn't matter. They are on my friend's list and why even have a friend's list if you can't behave like a friend and be a friend.
I do promote my stories when I write a new one. The object is to have people read them. My goal is to have as many people as possible find some enjoyment from something I love to do.
I do promote my stories when I write a new one. The object is to have people read them. My goal is to have as many people as possible find some enjoyment from something I love to do.
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No doubt the competition in this one is fierce. There is a really large number of outstanding stories. I would hate to be a judge and have to rate this one is better than the others, etc. I would be overwhelmed trying to decide because the entries are just outstanding. You folks that entered stories have really done an amazing job of writing. I am super impressed overall with the quality.
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I am married, so no, I am not going to drive a good looking strange woman with a Porsche I met in a bar home. I might help out by giving you some money for a taxi. You can always come back for your car when you are sober. For all I know the woman could be some great looking Fatal Attraction on the hunt for her next obsession or the Porsche belongs to a jealous psycho boyfriend with a gun. There are many bad possibilities. Let some daring adventurous single guy check that adventure out, not me.
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I'm not real fond of venomous snakes. I did have 2 encounters with venomous snakes while doing yardwork at home this past summer. They evidently didn't heed my 'No Venomous Snakes In The Yard' rule. I'm still here but the venomous snakes aren't. Now non-venomous snakes are welcome In fact it is against the law to kill a non-venomous snake in Georgia.
I have one phobic habit. I always shake my shoes out before putting them on to make sure there are no spiders or scorpions in them. Their sting can lead to the loss of a toe, toes, or the foot. Plus they can get into your house or apartment no matter if you live in a rural, suburban, or urban area.
I have one phobic habit. I always shake my shoes out before putting them on to make sure there are no spiders or scorpions in them. Their sting can lead to the loss of a toe, toes, or the foot. Plus they can get into your house or apartment no matter if you live in a rural, suburban, or urban area.
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That looks pretty damned erotic. I'm going to have to talk to my wife about some of this. She does wear waist/belly chains, ankle bracelets, and has one of those shoulder chains. She also wears lots of jewelry, bangles and stuff. She has pierced nipples, navel, and labia, so we're already into quite a bit of jewelry for the body, but I bet she'll go for even more.
