Not a damn thing!
oh. Well if my wife has her way I'll just be wearing a cock ring and a butt plug. umph!
Join the best erotica focused adult social network now
Login
Buz
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 40
0 miles · Atlanta
Forum
The Linebacker
I can't imagine dressing down for an upscale restaurant. I try and dress appropriate for where I am going. There are plenty of places that are very casual anymore. I actually don't mind though having to dress up and wear a suit to go out to events or a very upscale restaurant. My wife wanted me to be fitted for my own tux, so every now and then I get wrangled into wearing that thing.
I would think showing up for a first date to a really nice place like that is not showing any respect. The guy should look like an appropriate escort for the lady.
I would think showing up for a first date to a really nice place like that is not showing any respect. The guy should look like an appropriate escort for the lady.
The Linebacker
I am a sanitation freak, I shower twice a day and I can't stand dishes in the sink, so I have to wash them right away. I own around 75 baseball style caps, unstructured snug fit, with the bill rolled up, and I like them to be worn out looking. I won't wear or own any other style of cap. And I have about a dozen cowboy hats. I will NOT wear an orange tie.
The Linebacker
I am an insomniac. I have found that taking a melatonin about 30 minutes with a small glass of red wine (I prefer cabernet savignon) 30 minutes before bedtime greatly helps me get to sleep.
Melatonin is available over the counter at any drugstore or drug department of those big box megastores.
Melatonin is available over the counter at any drugstore or drug department of those big box megastores.
The Linebacker
When I accepted an invitation for my wife and I to spend the day at a nudist resort as the guests of a couple (lady was hot!) to watch football on TV, play volleyball, enjoy food & snacks and hang out. In fact there were many hotties there that particular day. I spent the day trying to keep things shall we say DOWN! Try that for 8 hours!
The Linebacker
Quote by Dancing_Doll
Yes... fave spots are neck, nipples, inner thighs, ass, ears... I love it. A bit of bruising is okay but I don't want to have non-stop neck hickeys and major bite marks or anything - they're annoying to hide. Once in a while is fine though, especially when things get rough and heated.
Drawing blood is not okay. That rule will never change.
So you wouldn't want me to write BUZ on your belly in hickies? How about your heinie?
The Linebacker
I try my best to catch my friends stories and I always vote & comment. I sometimes vote & comment on other stories that catch my eye and seem like they might be interesting or I notice that a particular new author is getting a lot of positive attention. Yes i like to vote and comment. If I read it and don't like it I usually do not comment.
The Linebacker
hmmmmm...
1. They are good softball players.
2. They are good at poker and Texas Hold 'Em.
3. They can do motorcycle tricks.
4. They like the same kind of tattoos I do.
5. They make great sparring partners for Karate class.
6. They can really chug beer.
7. They are excellent dancers.
8. They are fun conversationalists.
9. They like to skydive.
10. They make good friends.
Actually they are just like everyone else.
1. They are good softball players.
2. They are good at poker and Texas Hold 'Em.
3. They can do motorcycle tricks.
4. They like the same kind of tattoos I do.
5. They make great sparring partners for Karate class.
6. They can really chug beer.
7. They are excellent dancers.
8. They are fun conversationalists.
9. They like to skydive.
10. They make good friends.
Actually they are just like everyone else.
The Linebacker
My art major friends would talk about the nude models for their sketching & painting classes. They'd be especially funny and talk about it if they had a good looking model.
My wife and I have modeled nude for a professional photographer. Once when we were still engaged we were guests at a nudist resort and spent the day nude. And in college a bunch of my friends and I spent the day sans swim trunks on a nude beach once on spring break. I've been at a few parties where everyone just got naked, not to mention several incidents of coed skinny dipping. It's fun and liberating!
But be careful frolicking nude in the woods. There are thorns, poison ivy & oak, and chiggers out there.
My wife and I have modeled nude for a professional photographer. Once when we were still engaged we were guests at a nudist resort and spent the day nude. And in college a bunch of my friends and I spent the day sans swim trunks on a nude beach once on spring break. I've been at a few parties where everyone just got naked, not to mention several incidents of coed skinny dipping. It's fun and liberating!
But be careful frolicking nude in the woods. There are thorns, poison ivy & oak, and chiggers out there.