There is a strong rumor going around Lush that a huge percentage of these "lesbians" posting "women only - no men" are actually men pretending to be women just to cyber with women.
I have wondered if there are any cases of two men cybering with each other thinking that the other person is a woman. I bet that has happened often.And I think that is pretty funny myself!
I do not cyber at all.
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Buz
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 40
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Overuse of measurements might get annoying to me. I do enjoy the adjectives used to describe genitalia better than numerical measurments, however numbers are really great and to the point in describing height, weight and distance.
As for as grammar and punctuation I think we all will have to live with those weaknesses since those things are not a priority in education anymore. Political correctness is now deemed more important in education than reading, writing, and arithmetic.
As for as grammar and punctuation I think we all will have to live with those weaknesses since those things are not a priority in education anymore. Political correctness is now deemed more important in education than reading, writing, and arithmetic.
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Quote by lafayettemister
John I recognize that costume! I think you Trick-Or-Treated at my apartment last year in that!
My most recent story is "The Halloween Party."
http://www.lushstories.com/stories/group-sex/the-halloween-party.aspx
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What are your Halloween plans? And what will your Halloween costume be this Halloween?
I am going as a 'corporate slave' to my 'domme mistress' wife. haha She will be in shiny black vinyl thigh boots with black lacy thigh stockings & garter, a black thong, some kind of corsette top that is sheer in front showing her boobs and a black masquerade mask. She will be pulling me by a chain hooked to a black collar around my neck. I will also be in a black mask but wearing only black dress socks, silly sock garters, black wing tip shoes and a black man bikini (banana hammock). She used unfair feminine tactics to talk me into to this get up. We are going to a Halloween party at a friends house that has a sexy costume theme for he party. I have a feeling it will be kind of wild.
My most recent story is "The Halloween Party."
http://www.lushstories.com/stories/group-sex/the-halloween-party.aspx
I am going as a 'corporate slave' to my 'domme mistress' wife. haha She will be in shiny black vinyl thigh boots with black lacy thigh stockings & garter, a black thong, some kind of corsette top that is sheer in front showing her boobs and a black masquerade mask. She will be pulling me by a chain hooked to a black collar around my neck. I will also be in a black mask but wearing only black dress socks, silly sock garters, black wing tip shoes and a black man bikini (banana hammock). She used unfair feminine tactics to talk me into to this get up. We are going to a Halloween party at a friends house that has a sexy costume theme for he party. I have a feeling it will be kind of wild.
My most recent story is "The Halloween Party."
http://www.lushstories.com/stories/group-sex/the-halloween-party.aspx
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My wife is quite possibly hornier than I am and she hits me up for sex so much I don't masturbate much at all now. Actually it is very difficult to find the time and privacy to now. Before we were together all the time I'd say 3x - 5x per week usually upon going to bed and I'd think about some sexy encounter with a hot female that day or in the recent past fantasizing a sexual scenario around that or just about some very sexy woman I knew or a past sexual encounter. Another time would be when I first got back from the gym. Working out usually produces extra testosterone and makes me really horny. I would have to work that off. I have told that to my wife about what working out does to me and she usually takes advantage of that knowledge.
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I don't know if being color blind could make dyslexia worse. I just have a much more difficult time deciphering type that is printed in blue, made worse on a monitor or anything that has light behind it.
I am sure being color blind would create other problems such as reading traffic signals. I would think that the person would then learn which light to go or stop on by its vertical order on the light.
I am sure being color blind would create other problems such as reading traffic signals. I would think that the person would then learn which light to go or stop on by its vertical order on the light.
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Thanks to CurlyGurly I had a question answered on The Forum that really helps me!!!! Thanks!
I have dyslexia which makes spelling correctly a constant challenge. I often do not recognize the spelling error no matter what, though I can spell the word orally correct every time. Blue type is always a challenge, especially light blue. Brown works great for me. Unfortunately blue is much more popular for use on the internet and web design.
Thank goodness my mother is a school teacher and knew how to help me adjust in school. I graduated college and am actually taking post graduate classes (mostly one at a time.)
I have no doubt there are other Lush members that have dyslexia.
But just to let everyone know we dyslexics actually have a very prestigious membership club. Just because we have difficulty spelling and so forth we are certainly not stupid.
Here is a list of famous dyslexics present and past:
Steve Jobs, Pablo Picasso, John Lennon, Tom Cruise, Orlando Bloom, Walt Disney, Cher, Thomas Edison, Babe Ruth, Whoopi Goldberg, Leonardo da Vinci, Steven Spielberg, General George Patton, Muhammed Ali, Thomas Jefferson, John F. Kennedy, Henry Ford, Sir Winston Churchill and Alexander Graham Bell.
I just corrected more than a dozen mistakes (that I eventually caught) before I posted this. If you see any more let me know and I will go back and edit this post. In fact if you ever see any typo in one of my post I would really appreciate you contacting me so I can go back and correct it.
Thanks,
Buz
I have dyslexia which makes spelling correctly a constant challenge. I often do not recognize the spelling error no matter what, though I can spell the word orally correct every time. Blue type is always a challenge, especially light blue. Brown works great for me. Unfortunately blue is much more popular for use on the internet and web design.
Thank goodness my mother is a school teacher and knew how to help me adjust in school. I graduated college and am actually taking post graduate classes (mostly one at a time.)
I have no doubt there are other Lush members that have dyslexia.
But just to let everyone know we dyslexics actually have a very prestigious membership club. Just because we have difficulty spelling and so forth we are certainly not stupid.
Here is a list of famous dyslexics present and past:
Steve Jobs, Pablo Picasso, John Lennon, Tom Cruise, Orlando Bloom, Walt Disney, Cher, Thomas Edison, Babe Ruth, Whoopi Goldberg, Leonardo da Vinci, Steven Spielberg, General George Patton, Muhammed Ali, Thomas Jefferson, John F. Kennedy, Henry Ford, Sir Winston Churchill and Alexander Graham Bell.
I just corrected more than a dozen mistakes (that I eventually caught) before I posted this. If you see any more let me know and I will go back and edit this post. In fact if you ever see any typo in one of my post I would really appreciate you contacting me so I can go back and correct it.
Thanks,
Buz
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Quote by CurlygirlyQuote by Buz
I know! I know! I should use the preview button when I am posting on The Forum, but I often forget or get in a hurry. I am dyslexic and have to proof read much more than most people and even at that it is so easy to miss something with this annoyance called dyslexia. But I do wish that I could correct my typos in The Forum after I have posted something.
(This post was proofread 5 times and I made numerous type corrections and if I missed something all I have to say is DAMNIT!)
Ummm, do you mean like hitting the "EDIT" button that appears next to the "QUOTE" button on the top right hand corner of your post after you've posted on a forum? Believe me, I use that handy dandy feature more often than I care to admit.
An EDIT button next to the QUOTE button does not appear on my screen. I sure wish it did!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am using a Mac, would that make a difference?
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I know! I know! I should use the preview button when I am posting on The Forum, but I often forget or get in a hurry. I am dyslexic and have to proof read much more than most people and even at that it is so easy to miss something with this annoyance called dyslexia. But I do wish that I could correct my typos in The Forum after I have posted something.
(This post was proofread 5 times and I made numerous type corrections and if I missed something all I have to say is DAMNIT!)
(This post was proofread 5 times and I made numerous type corrections and if I missed something all I have to say is DAMNIT!)
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I should add that my wife is still with me so not doing the missing thing. The people that I loved a lot and are now gone are 2 of my grandparents, grandmother on dad's side (she was really sweet and loving to her grandchildren) and granddad on mom's side (he was a retired college dean and very interesting and when I was a kid I thought he was the funniest human on the planet and he may have been, he really knew how to make kids laugh and laugh.)
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Quote by Dancing_Doll
Lelo never breaks. And they're pretty too.
http://en.lelo.com/
you can check out their "femme and homme" section for girls and guys toys. And also their 'insignia and luxe' line for waterproof, couples, and wireless remote toys.
Most toy stores and online shops sell them.
My wife uses that site!!! We've had some fun with those toys!
My newest story, "College Sexscapades" is now posted.
http://www.lushstories.com/stories/group-sex/college-sexscapades.aspx
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Quote by DudealiciousQuote by Buz
I would not have sex with a sister-in-law, any in-law and especially any relative. Just me. (actually I am off the market now anyhow, but even so!)
Buz I am pretty sure the original post was more to do with which category to place the story under. Not posing the question if you would engage in the act yourself.
Yes the original post was, however the subsequent discussion had changed substantially by the time I posted.
My newest story, "College Sexscapades" is now posted.
http://www.lushstories.com/stories/group-sex/college-sexscapades.aspx
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It sure would be bad to have on of those things break off your butt! Probably best to avoid the homemade variety huh? And be careful with the pull start gasoline powered industrial sex toys!!! It is best to use those outside so as to avoid the fumes.
My newest story, "College Sexscapades" is now posted.
http://www.lushstories.com/stories/group-sex/college-sexscapades.aspx
My newest story, "College Sexscapades" is now posted.
http://www.lushstories.com/stories/group-sex/college-sexscapades.aspx
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That crazy sexy chick I married.
And actually I have known her since we were toddlers. Didn't see her for awhile from about 11 or 12 years old until we were 18 and freshman in college and WOW! (see The Christmas party (episode 3) at http://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/the-christmas-party-episode-three.aspx
My newest story, "College Sexscapades" is now posted.
http://www.lushstories.com/stories/group-sex/college-sexscapades.aspx
And actually I have known her since we were toddlers. Didn't see her for awhile from about 11 or 12 years old until we were 18 and freshman in college and WOW! (see The Christmas party (episode 3) at http://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/the-christmas-party-episode-three.aspx
My newest story, "College Sexscapades" is now posted.
http://www.lushstories.com/stories/group-sex/college-sexscapades.aspx
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Most people have their personal preference, some people will take anything that has a pulse.
Personally I do have a certain look that really gets me going the most that includes body shape, height, legs, and facial structure. I guess my wife fits that bill the best of anyone I have ever seen so maybe that's why she is my wife! Who the hell knows why she chose me? haha
(it does not mean that other women that don't fit that look perfectly even that close and all are not attractive to me, its just that I have a favorite 'turn me on the most' look.)
My newest story, "College Sexscapades" is now posted.
http://www.lushstories.com/stories/group-sex/college-sexscapades.aspx
Personally I do have a certain look that really gets me going the most that includes body shape, height, legs, and facial structure. I guess my wife fits that bill the best of anyone I have ever seen so maybe that's why she is my wife! Who the hell knows why she chose me? haha
(it does not mean that other women that don't fit that look perfectly even that close and all are not attractive to me, its just that I have a favorite 'turn me on the most' look.)
My newest story, "College Sexscapades" is now posted.
http://www.lushstories.com/stories/group-sex/college-sexscapades.aspx
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Sometimes when my wife and I have fucked and I have already cum she still likes to sit on my cock cowgirl style and grind on me for several minutes and can make herself cum that way. Also that helps me to get re-erect quicker!
My newest story, "College Sexscapades" is now posted.
http://www.lushstories.com/stories/group-sex/college-sexscapades.aspx
My newest story, "College Sexscapades" is now posted.
http://www.lushstories.com/stories/group-sex/college-sexscapades.aspx
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I have to admit those raccoon eyes look slutty and hot as hell. I love the slutty look!!! I love it when my wife and her friends get all slutted up when a group of us go out clubbing. Those ultra short mini dresses, heels or wedges, raccoon eyes, low tops, big dangling earrings, belly button rings (if they are showing midriff) damn I get horny as hell and it often leads to some crazy ass activity like finger fucking under the table, fucking in the parking lot, in an alley, etc. Oh shit! It kills me when they have the raccoon eyes going, glossy lip stick, mini skirt and thigh stocking with garter and the skirt is too short for the stockings leaving a couple of inches of bare skin on the thigh showing. There are certain clubs where doing that look is really popular. Damn! Keeps me in a constant erection!
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Steve Jobs was a brilliant creative mind, a driven workaholic, a corporate visionary. Just think, he started from nothing but an idea and a dream and built the most valuable company in the USA. He created amazing products. Apple/Mac is the best!
Steve Jobs will be missed greatly!
Steve Jobs will be missed greatly!
