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Buz
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 40
0 miles · Atlanta

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In my life I have had 4 females who wanted me to watch them masturbate. Of course I wanted to fuck after just a few minutes of watching.
Hey Everyone!!! Monday, September 19th is International Talk Like A Pirate Day!

Shiver me timbers. Aaaaaaargh! Me hopes you scurvy one eyed dogs will drink some rum and celebrate International Talk Like A Pirate Day.....
Aaaaaaaaargh!


Quote by mazza
Penis size - it's absolutely the most important thing of all

There is a doctor in Miami who specializes in penis enlargement...(I think his name is Dr. Dong)


You gotta include them all.....and even more!!!
coffee, a great run & workout, cold beer, & great sex!
Flaws that I can live with....and other than that perfect! haha
I got a couple of friends so ugly that even I know they're ugly, but they are super nicer outgoing guys and have hooked up even married absolutely gorgeous glamorous chicks. Of course family money and high paying jobs probably improved their appearance.
I am not into sexual domination but would rather have domination in football.
I can't wait for them to come out with the conical underwear for men!
Jessica Rabbit
Jessica Biel
Mila Kunis
Kim Basinger, super MILF
Paulina James, pornstar
Halle Berry
Carrie Underwood
Taylor Swift
Jennifer Connelly
Maris Tomei, another super MILF
Lela Star, pornstar
Angelina Jolie
Charlize Theron
Megan Fox
Sara Evans
Eva Mendez
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This is great Buz! Thanks!! He likes to be called names, and my list of names to call a man in the heat of passion are limited. All I had before your post was bastard, motherfucker, cockslut that was all


Thanks!! I have already asked my wife to add bastard, motherfucker and cockslut to her fuck vocabulary. (it will fit in with what she likes me to call her...)
I dress like an authentic Roman Gladiator (though the sword poking me in the side is a little uncomfortable) to go to bed or sometimes a Star Wars Stormtrooper. Other times I go to bed dressed like Captain Jack Sparrow from the Pirates of the Caribbean movies. Also its great to sleep in a long Matrix style overcoat with a sawed off shotgun underneath. During the fall (football season) I dress like a linebacker..pads, helmet, cleats, the whole bit. If I have a difficult time falling asleep I take it all off and sleep naked.
Stephanie makes a good point. There are a lot of things that can add to attractiveness. A great body, legs, hair, etc. But personality can add tremendously and it can also take away. Some woman may have a gorgeous face but once you talk with them their obnoxious personality and snotty attitude can make them real ugly real fast. But I have seen many instances where a girl's attractiveness is greatly improved by all those other factors, especially her personality and outgoing attitude.
When I was single I wouldn't approach unless I thought both girls were attractive and then just go for the one that seemed to reciprocate.
No plastic surgery unless something really bad disfiguring happened and I needed to. But not for aging whenever that happens, otherwise I am okay with everything.
Probably hurt my feelings but I guess I'd hear her out and address the issue as best as possible.
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I have never worked any type of adult entertainment job, but I did enter an amateur Nude dance contest once with a girlfriend once. We won 2nd prize and actually made a lot in tips too. It was a very hot experience. I would love to do it again someday.


I think I gave Nikki a $20 that night!
A bra works great instead of a visor when playing golf. And if you get in a fight with some guys on another gold cart you can fill both cups of that bra up with gold balls and sling shot those guys shotgun style!