The Atlanta Braves swept their way through the first two rounds of the play-offs, and are now going to play for The National League Championship. Go Braves, win that Pennant!
How 'bout a round of ice cold beers and Long Island Teas for everyone?
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Buz
2 months ago
Straight Male, 40
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Quote by RumpleForeskin
Buz, if that's the same bird she kicked out for constantly trying to mount one of her cats, then hell yes. ;)
It being Talk Like A Pirate Day, what about a rum drink or maybe just a double-shot of 151 proof rum to speed things along?
That's the bird. Aaaargh! A double-shot of 151 proof rum would be awesome.
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I apologize for not dropping in that much lately to say Howdy. Work has been crazy busy lately.
So, Howdy everyone! Have a coffee, beer, Bloody Mary, or whatever on me here in Rump's.
Keep those people in Louisiana and Texas who got displaced by the hurricane in your prayers, and if you can send a donation.
Have a great day!
So, Howdy everyone! Have a coffee, beer, Bloody Mary, or whatever on me here in Rump's.
Keep those people in Louisiana and Texas who got displaced by the hurricane in your prayers, and if you can send a donation.
Have a great day!
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Very sad news. Chadwick Boseman passed away yesterday from colon cancer. He starred in Black Panther, Get On up, 42 and many other movies. Chadwick was from Anderson, South Carolina, close to where I grew up. A very talented actor with a skyrocketing career. He'll certainly be missed.
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Like titties and food. Like eating mashed potatoes off a pair of bouncy titties using only one's face. Chocolate pudding works well, as does a nice cheesy lasagna. Food porn rocks!
Or spaghetti!
Pineapple slices look great on a pair of titty nipples in just about any porn scenario.
Or spaghetti!
Pineapple slices look great on a pair of titty nipples in just about any porn scenario.
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Yes, Sprite is right on, in the left side of the homepage you'll see Editor's Picks, as well as Recommended, also Competitions.
Editor's Picks are chosen by a panel who are very tough. So, those EP's are stories that Lushstories is proud to showcase. Just scroll down the list for a story category you like.
Recommended is a list of stories picked by undividual story verifiers, several of which were nominated for EP but may have just fell short. These are stories that each verifier recommends because they feel it offers the highest in quality.
Competitions tend to bring out the best in each entrants' abilities, so even beyond the winners, you'll find a lot of excellent stories there.
Editor's Picks are chosen by a panel who are very tough. So, those EP's are stories that Lushstories is proud to showcase. Just scroll down the list for a story category you like.
Recommended is a list of stories picked by undividual story verifiers, several of which were nominated for EP but may have just fell short. These are stories that each verifier recommends because they feel it offers the highest in quality.
Competitions tend to bring out the best in each entrants' abilities, so even beyond the winners, you'll find a lot of excellent stories there.
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I think a very high number of women are not into male exhibitionism. Women generally are turned on differently than men. So, the banana hammock may not be your best option at the pool or beach.
Gay men may very much appreciate a loin cloth cigarette wrapper. Just depends on what you want.
Of course there always exceptions. There will be women who enjoy a man bikini. You just have to find the right one. Your current gf may not be the one.
Gay men may very much appreciate a loin cloth cigarette wrapper. Just depends on what you want.
Of course there always exceptions. There will be women who enjoy a man bikini. You just have to find the right one. Your current gf may not be the one.