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Buz
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 40
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The Linebacker
Congratulations Rumpy on the birth of your great-grandson. That is awesome news!
And congrats on your LSU Tigers winning the college football national championship, whipping Clemson.
And that gave the SEC a 9 out of 11 win domination of this season's bowl games.
Cheers!
How 'bout some ice cold beers?
And congrats on your LSU Tigers winning the college football national championship, whipping Clemson.
And that gave the SEC a 9 out of 11 win domination of this season's bowl games.
Cheers!
How 'bout some ice cold beers?
The Linebacker
I knew guys that would take viagra or cialis, along with ecstacy for parties or raves back in college. I thought it was a bad idea. I don't know but wondered if it could make a guy dependent on using it for erections at an earlier age than it would otherwise.
But the guys would brag about doing numerous rounds of sex with different chicks in quick succession. Even so, l never tried it. I'll just wait to use it until l am older and need to.
But the guys would brag about doing numerous rounds of sex with different chicks in quick succession. Even so, l never tried it. I'll just wait to use it until l am older and need to.
The Linebacker
Quote by vanessa26
care to join me for another coffee ? ?
Also i don't really understand the clitorides thing either..
Katherine- that's a seriously good anniversary, your drinks can go on my tab
Also I've always wanted to go ice climbing..
I hope everyone is having a fun or relaxing sunday
I'm just kicking back in my hotel ( random question whats the difference between a hotel and a motel? Or are they just the same? )
Coffee please
Motels? Rumpy was right. But if you're seriously rich, a hotel is where you usually hook up. Us average folks do it in motels. Also, some very rich have permanent apartments in some very expensive hotels.
Also, motel is a play on 'motor lodge' and 'hotel'.
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And for Rumpy... you still got the LSU-Clemson game.
I enjoyed New Year's partying in New Orleans, and sure enjoyed seeing my Dawgs win the Sugar Bowl.
The Linebacker
I loved watching that Houston Texans come from behind win over the Buffalo Bills. Deshaun Watson is sure cool under pressure, actually looks like he loves it.
I hope everyone in Rumpy's is keeping their buns toasty warm. It's gotten cold again in my neck of the woods. Yesterday the wind was like gale force, sunny but very cold, so I had to go eat some very hot sauced pulled pork barbecue and Brunswick stew.
It'd rained like a typhoon the day before, so the strong winds brought down a bunch of large tree limbs in my yard. I cranked up my chainsaw and went to work on that, and got 'em all neatly stacked. Once that wood dries, it'll be great fire starter wood for my fireplace.
Rumpy, I hope you're having a great morning out in the desert west. And a big ole 'good mornin' to the rest of you Rumpilators all over Lushland.
So, I'm drinking coffee this fine morning. Y'all have a great day!
I hope everyone in Rumpy's is keeping their buns toasty warm. It's gotten cold again in my neck of the woods. Yesterday the wind was like gale force, sunny but very cold, so I had to go eat some very hot sauced pulled pork barbecue and Brunswick stew.
It'd rained like a typhoon the day before, so the strong winds brought down a bunch of large tree limbs in my yard. I cranked up my chainsaw and went to work on that, and got 'em all neatly stacked. Once that wood dries, it'll be great fire starter wood for my fireplace.
Rumpy, I hope you're having a great morning out in the desert west. And a big ole 'good mornin' to the rest of you Rumpilators all over Lushland.
So, I'm drinking coffee this fine morning. Y'all have a great day!
The Linebacker
I just spent a few days in one of Rumpy's old haunts before he moved to the desert. I was in New Orleans for New Year's Eve and The Sugar Bowl. My Dawgs beat the Baylor Bears. I always enjoy visiting The Big Easy and partaking in delicious Cajun cooking.
Y'all have a great evening. I believe l'll ask the barkeep for a Jack Daniels on ice before l ease off to bed. I do need some rest.
Y'all have a great evening. I believe l'll ask the barkeep for a Jack Daniels on ice before l ease off to bed. I do need some rest.
The Linebacker
Congrats to Rumpy's LSU Tigers. Right now, LSU has one of the strongest college football teams of all time. They started out the season as a really good team and improved each week, winning every game and by the end of the season have evolved into a real power.
I think LSU will take Clemson in the National Championship Game. And I have never seen a college QB better than Joe Burrows is right now. He should go #1 in the NFL draft.
Can y'all imagine the pro-LSU crowd that will be at The SuperDome in New Orleans for the National Championship Game? I mean it's just a short drive down the interstate from Baton Rouge. The decibel level will shake the entire stadium and raise the roof. I've personally witnessed how loud LSU fans are several times. They are considered historically the loudest fans in football, and I know how rowdy they are.
I'll have more coffee please. Just black. I never ruin coffee by adding anything to it. And it's best when it's strong.
Oh, and a shout out about the Clemson vs Ohio State game. The officiating was right on. The complaining by Ohio State fans about the refs is unwarranted. They should be complaining about their team not getting the job done and fucking up the most important plays of the game. Just accept the fact that they got whipped. Clemson out played their ass starting with about 3 minuted before halftime and the rest of the game. Before that Ohio State had them in a chokehold but let loose and Clemson came back and punched them in the nose.
Y'all have a great day.
I think LSU will take Clemson in the National Championship Game. And I have never seen a college QB better than Joe Burrows is right now. He should go #1 in the NFL draft.
Can y'all imagine the pro-LSU crowd that will be at The SuperDome in New Orleans for the National Championship Game? I mean it's just a short drive down the interstate from Baton Rouge. The decibel level will shake the entire stadium and raise the roof. I've personally witnessed how loud LSU fans are several times. They are considered historically the loudest fans in football, and I know how rowdy they are.
I'll have more coffee please. Just black. I never ruin coffee by adding anything to it. And it's best when it's strong.
Oh, and a shout out about the Clemson vs Ohio State game. The officiating was right on. The complaining by Ohio State fans about the refs is unwarranted. They should be complaining about their team not getting the job done and fucking up the most important plays of the game. Just accept the fact that they got whipped. Clemson out played their ass starting with about 3 minuted before halftime and the rest of the game. Before that Ohio State had them in a chokehold but let loose and Clemson came back and punched them in the nose.
Y'all have a great day.
The Linebacker
Quote by UltimatePleasures
Since this topic has been requested by a few....
Be charming: Of course, sweetie.
Be honest: That makes your thighs look like those balloons in the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade, but I do like the way that blouse shows your tits.
Be on time: Which is 37:16 minutes sooner than your wife will be ready
Be open: What do you mean, a couples baby shower? Seriously?
Savor what they have to offer: Oh, yes, and lick my balls too, while you're down there.
Be genuine: Just because some goobers on TV are wearing skin tight-high water Pee wee Herman suits, doesn't mean I'm going to. No way I'm wearing those ball squeezing trousers.
Be unique: Shit! That asshole has on the same Braves cap as I do.
Be respectful: Yes dear, of course dear
Forgive easily while never holding a grudge: I'm sorry I punched your ex-bf in the nose.
Listen.... Did you say something, dear?
Cherish each and every moment: That's impossible when one's football team loses.
Be kind.... Well, treating your wife like she's the empress of the universe is the smart thing to do. And yes, true compassion and generosity feeds your own soul, as well as the souls of others.
Speak from your heart: That's not a problem.
Truth be told, humor and kindness is the way to a woman's heart.
The Linebacker
Quote by sprite
- Be fit
- Be slim
- Be feminine
- Be able to clean + cook
- Don’t swear
- Don’t nag
- Smile
- Have kids
- Have long hair
- Barely wear makeup
- Be modest
- Wear dresses
- Submit to a worthy man
- Get married
Don’t let degeneracy take away your femininity!
Mom! Almost. But mom has never submitted to anyone. She doesn't nag either. She gives orders.
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A person's given name can affect the level of success in their life. It doesn't have to, and there is always that person who overcomes obstacles anyhow. But common sense can tell you what not to name your kid, if you have any commom sense.
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Try dealing with your name being passed down and having a numeral after it. If I have a son, he'll get something new, no numerals.
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Try dealing with your name being passed down and having a numeral after it. If I have a son, he'll get something new, no numerals.
The Linebacker
I'd already been thinking Rumpy's LSU Tigers were probably the best team in college football this season, especially getting stronger as the season progressed. Last night, l watched in person as they beat my Dawgs. No doubt, Joe Burrows, LSU''s QB should win the Heisman Trophy easily. Rumpy's Tigers are undefeated while playing a schedule much more difficult then Ohio State or Clemson.
So hats off to Rumpy's Tigers, the new SEC Champs.
Ice cold beer please.
So hats off to Rumpy's Tigers, the new SEC Champs.
Ice cold beer please.